Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #478: All Together Now

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Sorry for being so late, but holiday weekends are crazy busy sometimes.

First up to the plate, we have the "The first clothing item is free, the next costs 3 strips of latinum" Award, going to Jedman67 for:

O'Brien: "Just one second Commander, I'm updating my twitter feed- 'Four beam down on the away team, will the redshirt come back?' -what do you think?"
Riker: "CHIEF! Just beam us down already - and don't forget to transport our uniforms too this time!!"


Next, we have the "...also into a turbolift, near a dark matter nebula, while a message from Starfleet Command comes in and hanging up" Award, going to shivkala for:

Lwaxana: Jean-Luc?

Picard: I'm sorry, you're breaking up, we're flying through a tunnel...


Next, we have the "Tight clothing OF THE FUTURE" Award, going to Jespah for:

In space, no one can hear you scream, but apparently everyone can see your panty lines.



Next, we have the "Standard Medical Procedure" Award, going to JirinPanthosa for:

RIKER: Doctor, things are getting pretty bad. When do you think you will have the cure?
BEVERLY: I'll have it a few minutes before somebody important would die from it. You know how this works.



Next, we have the "...And Action Hero Picard was born" Award, going to 2takesfrakes for:

FRAKES: "... Alright, so you know, I've been thinking about directing a STAR TREK movie, when they get around to making one, and if you would back me up on that ... well ... maybe we could get Picard out of his stuffy Brit mode and make him more of an action guy, I was thinking ..."

STEWART: "... Keep talking."


Our Photoshop Award, goes to Hutchy01 for:

The award goes to Finn for:

First Officer's Log: I can't figure it out...who does the lipstick on his ear belong to...Vash or Beverly?

This weeks KBL goes to Nerys Myk for:

CRUSHER; Does he have something in his eye?
DATA: I am detecting a pattern. Hmmm. An Ancient Earth system called "Morse Code". He's saying: H E L P M E P L E A S E

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, our new contest!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: You're late, Doctor.

Crusher: If we didn't have to stagger our arrivals at these meetings, I would've been on time.

La Forge: Awkward...

Riker: 1000 quatloos on Data!

Picard: Red Alert, Mister Worf. Troi fell asleep again.

Worf: STOP CALLING ME A MERRY MAN!!!!

Picard: We have a simple rule: One Crusher on the bridge at a time.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the Log win

*converstations and DABO! screams in the background at Quark's*

Bashir: Have you ever thought about other daring or hopeless battles?

Miles: Not really?

Bashir: How about Robin Hood? Storming the castle to rescue Marian. We could program Nottingham to be highly fortified. We could be one of the merry men.

Miles: We should ask Worf to join us

Bashir: Really? Why?

Miles: No reason

 

[tharpdevenport]

Beverly: "Captain, please excuse me, I have to use the ladies room."

STUNNED SILENCE FROM THE SENIOR OFFICERS

Beverly: "What? Like none of you have ever done it before!"

Beverly: "For the last damned time: I don't need everybody to act all weird when I have to go to the bathroom. Like none of you have never done it before!"

Data: "Actually, commander....."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Friar Data: Brave sir Worf ran away!
Worf: No!
Friar Data: Bravely ran away, away!
Sir Worf: I didn't!
Friar Data: When Danger reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his head and fled --
Sir Worf: I NEVER! Oh, lies!

Picard: Wesley, we all love you.
Worf: Not I.
Picard: Wesley, most of us love you. And-
Science ND: I don't even know the kid, captain.
Picard: A PLURALITY OF THOSE OF US ON THE BRIDGE love you. And this is an intervention.

Crusher: -oh. The meeting's not over yet.
Data, grimly: We have only covered one third of the agenda. And there are no more bagels.

 

[Hutchy01]

Worf: Not doing it.

Due to Wesley's Appearance on the Bridge, Worf replaced himself with a mannequin and La Forge had died.

 

[Jedman67]

Thanks for the win @LeadHead! I propose including O'Brien in next weeks caption contest

@Smellincoffee thanks for the idea!

Crusher: "You are ALL INDIVIDUALS!!"
Crew: "We are all individuals!"
Data: "I'm not! I'm not!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Worf: I am familiar with the ritual greeting of the humans of this era. They refer to it as "Hey, Macarena".

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woof: "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A! It's fun to -- come on everybody, I got the Y!"

Jean Luck Pickard: "I think not, Mr. Woof."

Woof: "You are without honor!!!"

 

[Finn]

The Enterprise D Fantasy Football League has been struggling to take off as Worf has been unable to catch the ball. Picard's arm is proving too much for the 6'4 Klingon. There's talk in the front office that Geordi may replace Worf.

 

[Catarina]

Picard: You may not be a merry man, Mr. Worf, but you do seem inspired by this garb to perform in this years Federation's Got Talent.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Bees! BEES!!! BEEEEEES!!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: Yes, I have a question. Why am I here again?

 

[Catarina]

Announcer: Beverly Crusher report to the Principal's office at once.

Senior class: Oooooo.

 

[shivkala]

Thanks for the win!

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

It was that moment when everyone realized that no one really knew how to play Strategma.

Picard: Captain's Log: I must give the crew credit, they managed to ignore Q until he went away, no small feat that. However, I am unsure whether to praise Counselor Troi's unique solution of falling asleep or condemn her for it.

Troi: Did Worf say he's attacking that windmill?

Picard: Someone stop him, this is Robin Hood, not Don Quixote!

Picard: So, Wesley, we're agreed that if we let you on the bridge as an acting ensign, you'll reporgam the sonic showers so they don't freeze people. Lt. LaForge and Counselor Troi came close to getting frostbite, they're still not fully recovered.

Riker: And you'll stop the automatic chair adjustments from raising up when I try to sit down in them, right?

Yar: And you'll fix the viewscreen in my quarters so it doesn't broadcast me getting out of the shower?

Worf: And my viewscreen so it will no longer broadcast me singing Klingon Operas in the shower?

Crusher: And you'll just agree to stay the Hell out of Sickbay so I won't have to see you constantly and envision me chocking the life out of you?

Wesley: Yes. But, Mr. Worf, I think you are making a huge mistake. There are already several Ferengi agents who'd love to sell the rights to your videos for a lot of gold pressed latinum!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: How come the kid gets to sit on a cushion in the picture above me?

 

[Triskelion]

Beverly: You guys want to see how I put myself through med school?
Group: Yeah!
Beverly <cockney accent>: Flowers! Flowers for sale!
...
Dumbasses.

Kolrami: Oh shit! I spilled the drink! <ziiiiiiiiiiiit>
Data: HA ha! Oh shit! <ziiiiiiiiiiit>
Worf: rrrrRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!! My prune juice!

Troi: It was Q!
Q: I'm omnipotent, not a fart ventriloquist!

Will Scarlet: ICE CREEEEEEEEAM!
Robin Hood: Mamochka never let him have dairy.

Picard: I knew your father, Wesley.
Wesley: You knew our mailman Mister McFeely?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

During breaks on the set, TNG cast members engaged in the world's first ever outdoor bowling tournament. Festivities had to be halted when Michael Dorn's last strike killed three people.

WORF: Bees! BEES!!! BEEEEEES!!!!!

Nicolas Cage: NO! NOT THE BEES!!!

 

[2takesfrakes]

Thanks for the win! WooHOO!!! >: )

BEV: "... now that I'm back, never mention Pulaski's name around me! ... I mean it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD:And I think you learned a very important lesson, Wes.
WES:Lesson? What lesson?
PICARD:They'll figure that out in post.