Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #467: Collaborative Work

[Honorable Ensign]

Riker: And whoever stays touching the ship longest wins it.
Picard: I don't see why I have to win my own ship.
Worf: And I believe the Counselor sitting would constitute cheating.

LaForge: Sir? I need this tricorder.
Picard: One more level.

LaForge: You'd think in this day and age, what with replicators and all, we wouldn't have to worry about cleaning out the fridge...

Data: I can not locate your hair stylist anywhere on board, doctor.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data: Doctor, I realize that Captain Picard has not been receptive towards your romantic overtures, but is this the appropriate time to practice kissing yourself?

 

[Nerys Myk]

(from tricorder) All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Geordie is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

PICARD: Your status reports are getting very creative.

 

[Finn]

First Officer's Log: If I had Klingon ridges, I'd be taller than him.

 

[2takesfrakes]

BEV: "Hahaha ... Oh, that's terrible! Then, what happened? Oopsie! Nothing, I pressed the wrong key on something. Nevermind ... go on. You were about to tell me ..."

DATA: "Doctor, perhaps, you are not as skilled at 'multi-tasking' as you believe. Might I suggest hanging up and calling the person back, at a later time? When you are off-duty, perhaps?"

BEV: "I'm sorry, there's this toaster next to me that's been making all this noise, I'm going to have to unplug it. No! Just hold on, I want to hear what happens next ..."

 

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