Dathon: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagara?
Picard: Eh what?
Dathon: David Hasselhoff and Parker Stevenson at the Baywatch shark derby?
Picard: Oh, why didn't you just say so.
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #464: Mandatory Quest
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Dathon: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagara?
Picard: Eh what?
Dathon: David Hasselhoff and Parker Stevenson at the Baywatch shark derby?
Picard: Oh, why didn't you just say so.
Dathon: "Chandler and Jill Goodacre in the ATM vestibule."
Picard: "Aw, hell no!"
"Rare daggers in hands, now hands open wide. Sale normally for a ton. Give them, we do, at lower price today only at the Jalad and Tanagra Rare Daggers Subspace channel."
"Damnit, Will, answer my communication! I need to access my trade currency account!"
Dathon: What Anaconda XL consists of as its components? It's obviously a lab examined answer to boosting testosterones and libido ranges without side effects. However, the names of its components are stored magic formula due to some private purpose. So, when the names aren't offered, then you definitely don't require to fret whatsoever simply because they're examined and authorized components. It is made up of all important nutritional vitamins, vitamins, and powerful antioxidants, which make up a wealthy and efficient formulation for the sexual health. All the components are secure to consider, claimed from the producer!
http://supplementalsuperdumblinkfullofvirusesandspam.com
Picard: Ah the "Pelt them with contempt" school of marketing. Clever!
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Dathon (singing):
Darmok!
There's no need to feel down, I said
Darmok!
'Cause you're in a new town, I said
Shaka!
When the walls fell all 'round, you just
Got...to...know...this...one thing...
Darmok and Jalad at the Y-M-C-A!
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Thanks for the win!
Dathon: At long last! Civilization! I've been wandering alone in the wilderness for days!
Picard: Actually, I'm lost, too.
Dathon : $#!&!
The Singularity has arrived.
Riker: It looks like a giant dog turd that's been out in the sun for a few days.
Data: That is incorrect, Commander. According to my tricorder, this collection of canine offal has been exposed to daylight for 2.4 weeks.
Dathon: At long last! Civilization! I've been wandering alone in the wilderness for days!
Picard: Actually, I'm lost, too.
Dathon : $#!&!
The Singularity has arrived.
Riker: It looks like a giant dog turd that's been out in the sun for a few days.
Data: That is incorrect, Commander. According to my tricorder, this collection of canine offal has been exposed to daylight for 2.4 weeks.
Dathon: Remek, his gates open
Picard: Say what?
Dathon: Remek, his gates open
Picard: I'm sorry but I don't know what you are trying to say
Dathon: Remek, his gates open
Picard: *frustrated sigh* I don't understand
Data: (OS) I think he's trying to tell you that your fly is open.
TFTKBLLH!
Dathon: X-Men: The Last Stand, its continuity undone!
Third Officer's Log: After seven years Commander Riker still struggles with a chair he can't sit on the wrong way round.
Riker: Making the throne from Game of Thrones and charging fans to sit on it was a good idea. But the execution is lacking.
Ferengi: You see, in the same way we now know a species of geneticists are responsible for all humanoids looking the same, I'm convinced a race of interior decorators created every cave in the galaxy to the same design. And you will keep digging until we have the proof!
Riker: Oi, Cigarette Smoking Man! Wrong 90's show!
Dathon: X-Men: The Last Stand, its continuity undone!
Third Officer's Log: After seven years Commander Riker still struggles with a chair he can't sit on the wrong way round.
Riker: Making the throne from Game of Thrones and charging fans to sit on it was a good idea. But the execution is lacking.
Ferengi: You see, in the same way we now know a species of geneticists are responsible for all humanoids looking the same, I'm convinced a race of interior decorators created every cave in the galaxy to the same design. And you will keep digging until we have the proof!
Riker: Oi, Cigarette Smoking Man! Wrong 90's show!
First Officer's Log: I'm not looking forward to this and I'm sure Mr. Worf isn't either. It turns out Data decided to experiment with pranks after receiving a letter from Wesley about pranks at the Academy. He wrote a program where he had Beverly tell Picard that Wesley was his son, Lwaxana subbing for Quinan in Ten Forward, while Q was pestering the Enterprise. He hasn't realized it was all a holographic recreation. We are about to go in and we expect...rage
Picard: No matter how big that fish you caught once was, it doesn't help us get dinner now, does it?
Fortunately Picard never discovered the "Data will take care of it" slow shift nap rule.
PICARD: "It's fun to stay at the.."
DATHON: "YYYY MMM CCC AAA!!"
WORF: "Captain, I know it's not standard procedure but I HAD to go.."
RIKER: "But why the phaser"
WORF: "I had chilli for lunch"
I've spent a week trying to work out what I was thinking about this picture and now I remember it. Leadhead just make this one win.
PICARD: "It's fun to stay at the.."
DATHON: "YYYY MMM CCC AAA!!"
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