TNG Caption This! #447: Weather Conditions
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PICARD (offscreen): "We tried it once your way, Shinzan, are you game for a rematch? Shinzon ... I'm laughing at the superior intellect."
Data: Captain, I believe Netflix is not functioning properly.
Riker: "Nimble little minx, isn't she?"
First Officer's Log: Captain Picard went off on an away mission alone after promising it was just a forest with little rodents and butterflies. I told him he'd owe me a month in Risa if something happened to him. He laughed as he walked off. We will see...
TFTW
VOICE: To pass, you must answer these questions three.
DATA: Or we could just beam across.
WORF: That snowflake is without honour.
DATA: We've entered the anomoly that promised to kill one of us, captain.
FEMALE OFFICER: Do you know my name Data?
DATA: I'm... I'm afraid I do not.
FEMALE OFFICER: Shit!
RIKER: Beam us up now... even though Troi is in the middle of taking a dump.
PICRD: Computer, reduce lighting until you can only see a glimmer of light bouncing off my bald head.
VOICE: To pass, you must answer these questions three.
DATA: Or we could just beam across.
WORF: That snowflake is without honour.
DATA: We've entered the anomoly that promised to kill one of us, captain.
FEMALE OFFICER: Do you know my name Data?
DATA: I'm... I'm afraid I do not.
FEMALE OFFICER: Shit!
RIKER: Beam us up now... even though Troi is in the middle of taking a dump.
PICRD: Computer, reduce lighting until you can only see a glimmer of light bouncing off my bald head.
T4TW Leadhead!
Riker: Damn you, Priceline.com!
Ghost of Kirk: Bridge this!
Worf: Dammit, I hate when they order me to stand bi.
Data: Oh, I thought he meant set a course for my anus.
Riker: What does God need with a butter churn?
Picard: I wonder if Counselor Troi can sense it if I take matters into my own hand?
Troi: I'm standing right here.
Picard: Dammit!
Riker: Damn you, Priceline.com!
Ghost of Kirk: Bridge this!
Worf: Dammit, I hate when they order me to stand bi.
Data: Oh, I thought he meant set a course for my anus.
Riker: What does God need with a butter churn?
Picard: I wonder if Counselor Troi can sense it if I take matters into my own hand?
Troi: I'm standing right here.
Picard: Dammit!
Riker: I don't care what has happened to the Thames, I still don't believe in global warming.
Worf: I think I've finally found a planet so unpopulated that there's no one on it who can knock me on my ass.
Picard: Who says our series is too beige?
Troi: See that Will? That's your last chance of ever making Captain flying off into the distance.
Picard: "Oh you remembered to pay the electric bill didn't you Number 1?" "Oh yes Captain, I'm not some fat bearded fool more interested in sex than sense". Git.
Thanks for the win, Leadhead!
Geordi: I see it, Sir, can't you? It's Terabithia!
Worf: Worf to Enterprise.
Riker: For the last time, Worf, the answer is, "No." I warned you that if you told me I was without honor one more time, I would put you in a time out!
Worf: I hate you, you're the worst XO ever! I wish I'd never been commissioned!
Riker: Just wait 'til Captain Picard gets to the Bridge! Just you wait!
Data: Sir, it as we suspected. This is the current "TNG Caption Thread," I'm afraid it's devoid of intelligent life.
Troi: What do these things do, anyway?
Riker: They enable us to get out of the corner the script writers put us in which prevents us from being transported out through conventional means. They are quite literally, "plot devices."
Picard: Captain's personal log-The crew is mean! Not one person complimented me on my new jacket. Now I'm stuck, and I bet their all having a grand time up there without me!
Geordi: I see it, Sir, can't you? It's Terabithia!
Worf: Worf to Enterprise.
Riker: For the last time, Worf, the answer is, "No." I warned you that if you told me I was without honor one more time, I would put you in a time out!
Worf: I hate you, you're the worst XO ever! I wish I'd never been commissioned!
Riker: Just wait 'til Captain Picard gets to the Bridge! Just you wait!
Data: Sir, it as we suspected. This is the current "TNG Caption Thread," I'm afraid it's devoid of intelligent life.
Troi: What do these things do, anyway?
Riker: They enable us to get out of the corner the script writers put us in which prevents us from being transported out through conventional means. They are quite literally, "plot devices."
Picard: Captain's personal log-The crew is mean! Not one person complimented me on my new jacket. Now I'm stuck, and I bet their all having a grand time up there without me!
Data: Perhaps this is a reference to The Wizard of Oz.
Worf: I wonder who will show their strength by attacking me next.
Picard: Why is there a camera on my head?
Riker: Just pretend it's like last night.
Patrick Stewart (thinking): If the show is this good, then the movies will be even better.
"You cross first Beavis, Butthead and friend"
'Deep Space 9 better be better than this'
Data - 'Sing with me, "We all live in a yellow submarine"
Female redshirt - "Your pick up lines, STILL need work"
Riker - "Have you finished yet?"
Troi - "No, just one more....(breaks wind) ok now we can transport"
"Perhaps I should apologise to Beverly for telling her the Born Queen was a better shag"
Riker: That's a clear signal Deanna, hold it right there!
Big Floating Head of Gene Rayburn: "Make it - blank."
Pilot: Sigh. Sensor-Definition porn just isn't the same.
Data: No it is not.
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