TNG Caption This! #446: Game Time!

[JirinPanthosa]

WESLEY: No, no...can't stop...it's free...it's free...
BEVERLY: Wesley, you've spent over twenty bars of latinum on it in the last week.
WESLEY: Yes...it's two strips for an extra disc. But it's free...

TROI: Chess is a game based on instinct, Data. Not based on deep analysis. Checkmate in six. I win the bet.
DATA: (Thinking) Troi really hasn't figured out I'm letting her win. Geordi wins the bet.

RIKER: Poker is a game of guile, of wit, of...
BEVERLY: Ooh! I got all the clovers!
RIKER: ...Damn it.

WORF: I train on level five.
GUINAN: Cool! I train on like level sixteen!
WORF: Yeah? Well I was just being modest. I train on level eighty.
GUINAN: I TRAIN ON LEVEL A BILLION!

RIKER: I LOOOOVE taking money away from Ferengi.

 

[Leviathan]

(thanks for the win!)

Data: Muttering 'Deep Blue' and Bobby Fischer cannot save you now councillor.

Riker: DaiMon, if chess is not to your liking, have you ever played a game called TradeWars 2002?

 

[f14peter]

WORF: "Commander LaForge! Counselor! Photobombing a mighty Klingon warrior's selfie is ... without honor!"

 

[Catarina]

Data: Would this be the size of the commander?

 

[Shikarnov]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead.

Worf: Arghhhh!

Guinan: You know, maybe if you spent more time here instead of the holodeck hacking up skull monsters, you'd be able to hit the broad side of an invading alien the next time one beams on the bridge.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Bless ye Leadhead!

Early 90's CGI was simply not good enough to be used on the attempted Day of the Triffids film.

Troi: Have you ever seen The Thomas Crown Affair?

Riker: Sorry Bev, International Kiss A Ginger Day was actually last week.

Worf: This is why the right to bear firearms is without honour!

Riker: Whooooooooooooooo I'm winning! I never win! Even against Data and Troi can beat him!

 

[Catarina]

Gates reaction to a happy plot development between her character and Stewart's (prior to reading the final act which regrettably ends in pause)

 

[Catarina]

Oh wait, different direction.

Gates' reaction to her acting report card. "Welcome back. Show us what your acting lessons have purchased."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: I take it the graphics have some retro appeal.
Worf: Retro? These are first-rate!
Geordi: Maybe in Minsk..

Troi: QUEEN TO QUEEN'S LEVEL THREE!
Data: Counselor, there are other moves in three-dimensional chess.
Troi: But it's the only one I know.

Worf, OS: No, a menacing laugh must be...deeper. Deliberate. You sound as though you merely discovered that Wesley found a girlfriend.

Riker: Hmm.
Troi, OS: QUEEN TO QUEEN'S LEVEL THREE!
Riker: Not now, Deanna!
Wesley: Actually, it's a solid move here.

 

[LeadHead]

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