TNG Caption This! #444: Watching

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard: What? I'm just trying to get a-head in Starfleet.

 

[Leviathan]

This certainly explains Deanna's expression.

There can be only ONE!

 

[Triskelion]

With a nod to Nerys Myk...

Slappy: It started out as a little bump on my ass.

Slappy: With huh hirst link a chain is horged hat dinds us all illedocadly! Case Disnissed!
Picard: Who said that??

 

[f14peter]

This certainly explains Deanna's expression.

nothing compared to her expression moments later when she turns around and notices Worf just phasered off his left leg

 

[Drob]

Alien: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.
Riker: Uh, hold on, I'll check. [calls out] Hugh Jass! Can somebody check the bridge for a Hugh Jass?!
Goldshirt: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Thanks ftw LH! And happy new year to you.

Picard: Worf, would you remind your two lackeys that only named characters are allowed to talk to me?

Picard: We knew the craft couldn't really belong to him because the door didn't have enough HEADROOM.

Riker: Why are we talking to this guy on Science I?

Data: I wish to study just how smug he is.

Picard: So under your system of justice I both get to defend Riker against your extradition request and make the decision over whether you can extradite him? this planet is fucked up. Well done on murdering and raping the population Number One.

Riker: I didn't...

Picard: Of course not.

*Winks*

Picard: So you want me to make a step to the left... and then a jump to the right?

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Goldshirt: Everybody else gets to watch Youtube videos, but no, someone has to fly the ship...

Picard had only mastered the Force enough to summon a lightsaber to his hand, but it was still pretty impressive to show off during negotiations.

 

[LeadHead]

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[Triskelion]

Worf: WE SHOULD SHOOT THE MESSENGER!
Picard: Did Mamochka not breast feed you??

 

[Finn]

Worf: Is everything alright, Captain?

Picard: Yes, oh yes. That was Miles sobbing. He lost his Lieutenant rank and became a crewman in the move.

 

[Gepard]

nothing compared to her expression moments later when she turns around and notices Worf just phasered off his left leg

Arrgh. I knew I overlooked something!

 

[Vanyel]

Picard: It wasn't me who farted.

Picard: I see Starfleet has finally sent us a port-a-potty, As Captain I get to use it first.

Ensign at Weapons: Oh God! It's that guy I had the one night stand with on Risa. I told him I'd call. Maybe if I don't turn around he won't notice me,

Riker: Yup I didn't wash my hands again.

Picard: Accio Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

 

[LeadHead]

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