TNG Caption This! #439: Sweeps Part II: Action-packed!
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Sorry I wasn't here last week! Thanks for the win the week before! 
Picard: Put some back into it, Worf! The inhabitants of the B-Boy Nebula will only communicate through krumping!
Troi: Could be worse, they went through a clowning phase a few years ago.
Data: So we just wait for the ray of the sun to hit the spot on the model which will tell us where the throne room is...
Korris: Don't tase me, bro!
Alternate caption:
In Klingon Empire, heart burns you!
Riker: They set their phasers to purple! We'll never make it out alive!
Riker (thinking): I know that wily Frenchman is around here somewhere...
Picard (thinking): I know that big lout is somewhere around here--how did I lose him?
Picard: Put some back into it, Worf! The inhabitants of the B-Boy Nebula will only communicate through krumping!
Troi: Could be worse, they went through a clowning phase a few years ago.
Data: So we just wait for the ray of the sun to hit the spot on the model which will tell us where the throne room is...
Korris: Don't tase me, bro!
Alternate caption:
In Klingon Empire, heart burns you!
Riker: They set their phasers to purple! We'll never make it out alive!
Riker (thinking): I know that wily Frenchman is around here somewhere...
Picard (thinking): I know that big lout is somewhere around here--how did I lose him?
WORF: "Disco music is without honor!"
Movie trivia tidbit of the day: The original script of "Raiders of the Lost Ark of Kahless" contained a three-page bat'leth fight. But Michael Dorn's bout with dysentery lead to a much shorter scene, and eventually one of the most popular moments in Federation cinematic history.
Vaughn Armstrong: No! This is my first Trek role! You can't do this! AAAAAAA....
Turns out the "Warning: Contents Under Pressure:" label on the bottle for that space-ration ketchup wasn't lying.
PICARD: Fire at Will.
RIKER: THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT!
Worf: Laser Fishing is without honor!
FEED MY HAMSTER! >gerp<
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Korris: What kind of a lightsaber replica is THAT? Everyone knows there never were orange-blad<<<AAACCK!!!>>>
It was widely agreed throughout the sector that DaiMon Bractor and the crew of the Kreechta did indeed get served that day.
Picard: What the hell just hit us?
Riker: No idea, sir.
Wesley: Uh, sir, we have a viewscreen just up here...
Riker: Safe behind these barrels of <reading> highly Flam-a-ble...
Okay, this made me laugh!
Riker: I just came down here to get the Christmas decorations! Who the hell gave phasers to the spiders?!
Wesley: Yo! Mummenschanz! Romulan warbird!
Riker: Let's get the beard wax and get out of here!
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Riker: Worf! Get these barrels out of here, that's an order! There's no room for the Stinknuts Maneuver!
Worf: (zap) Sir, (zap) I'll (zap) get (zap) right on that!
TFTW LH!
Wesley (at helm): Ha, I didn't say "Simon Says" dance like a loon!
Dorn: Jesus, all I did was point out these are blatently the coridoors from Dr. Soong's lab repainted and the set decorator starts shooting at me!
After a decade of constant use by sweaty actors, keeping the Klingon uniforms fragrant was increasingly difficult.
Riker: Two big barrels... reminds me of Troi.
Worf: Time and a place Sir!
Picard: OK, I think we've turned down the lights enough for the flaws in the set not to show up on the big screen. Now, let's make a movie!
Wesley (at helm): Ha, I didn't say "Simon Says" dance like a loon!
Dorn: Jesus, all I did was point out these are blatently the coridoors from Dr. Soong's lab repainted and the set decorator starts shooting at me!
After a decade of constant use by sweaty actors, keeping the Klingon uniforms fragrant was increasingly difficult.
Riker: Two big barrels... reminds me of Troi.
Worf: Time and a place Sir!
Picard: OK, I think we've turned down the lights enough for the flaws in the set not to show up on the big screen. Now, let's make a movie!
Little did they know, Worf's hair is laser repellant
It was a heart warming tale of honor
Riker: Worf, what are you doing back here? I said I'D protect the beer!
Picard's Jazzercise class was met with mixed reactions
Picard: You people aren't even trying anymore! Mr. Crusher... Disengage Disco settings
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