TNG Caption This! #436: Sweeps Part 1: Special Guests
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Satie: How do you say the name of the planet Sol VII, Doctor, colloquially spelled "U-r-a-n-u-s?"
Crusher: I'm a doctor, not an astrologist.
Satie: Do you say "You-ran-us", or "Your Anus"?
Crusher: I say "You're-An-Ass," but if it helps this proceeding, I can express "Uranus," if you like.
Picard: Make her trim her nails first! Trust me on that!
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LaForge: It's true commander, once you go Wesley Crusher, you'll gladly go to another.
I see the Professor.
Do you mean the one from Gilligan's Island, because that is not really a historical record.
What do you mean I'm too old to finish the negotiations? I still got the old Moxie.
Crusher: Thanks to Ferengie Stay Fresh, I can take a grilling court all day.
Roz: We've got a caller on hailing frequencies, says he's the captain of the Enterprise.
Satie: What did you intend to tell Captain Jean-Luc Picard last night?
Crusher: ....I thought he could upgrade his tea accessories up to at least 22nd century standards instead of the 19th...
Satie: f***ing Bullshit...I mean, that's interesting. I'm aware of his family's quaint winery estate....
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