TNG Caption This! #436: Sweeps Part 1: Special Guests

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Worf in the 23rd Century Premium Member

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    TROI: Computer, check the temperature of this room. I keep sensing the word "hot". It began when Kamala entered.
     
  2. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Satie: How do you say the name of the planet Sol VII, Doctor, colloquially spelled "U-r-a-n-u-s?"
    Crusher:
    I'm a doctor, not an astrologist.
    Satie: Do you say "You-ran-us", or "Your Anus"?
    Crusher:
    I say "You're-An-Ass," but if it helps this proceeding, I can express "Uranus," if you like.
    Picard:
    Make her trim her nails first! Trust me on that!


     
  3. Vanyel

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    LaForge: It's true commander, once you go Wesley Crusher, you'll gladly go to another.

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    I see the Professor.
    Do you mean the one from Gilligan's Island, because that is not really a historical record.

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    What do you mean I'm too old to finish the negotiations? I still got the old Moxie.

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    Crusher: Thanks to Ferengie Stay Fresh, I can take a grilling court all day.

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    Roz: We've got a caller on hailing frequencies, says he's the captain of the Enterprise.
     
  4. Finn

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    Satie: What did you intend to tell Captain Jean-Luc Picard last night?

    Crusher: ....I thought he could upgrade his tea accessories up to at least 22nd century standards instead of the 19th...

    Satie: f***ing Bullshit...I mean, that's interesting. I'm aware of his family's quaint winery estate....
     
  5. LeadHead

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