TNG Caption This! #422: Better late than never
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Picard: Mister Worf, could you please tell your mother to stop vacuuming in the middle of our standoff with the Romulan warbird?
Helena Rozhenko: Ve need more lemon pledge.
Thanks for the win
Riker: I'm sorry about this ambassador. If I've told Picard once, I've told him a thousand times. No gingers on the bridge!
Picard: Doctor, have you found a cure yet?
Crusher: I'm so sorry captain, I've spent all day playing angry birds. I think I have a problem.
Riker: Computer, show me the rear. No I mean show me my rear. I bet it looks fantastic in these new tight trousers.
Yar: And this what Data and I were doing last night.
Picard: I need a drink.
Crusher: B7
Geordi: Doctor, it's not fair if you keep looking where I put my battleships. Now sit back down and play fair.
Picard: So it's agreed. Someone should tell Riker that he walks with a weird head tilt like a complete dick.
Riker: I'm sorry about this ambassador. If I've told Picard once, I've told him a thousand times. No gingers on the bridge!
Picard: Doctor, have you found a cure yet?
Crusher: I'm so sorry captain, I've spent all day playing angry birds. I think I have a problem.
Riker: Computer, show me the rear. No I mean show me my rear. I bet it looks fantastic in these new tight trousers.
Yar: And this what Data and I were doing last night.
Picard: I need a drink.
Crusher: B7
Geordi: Doctor, it's not fair if you keep looking where I put my battleships. Now sit back down and play fair.
Picard: So it's agreed. Someone should tell Riker that he walks with a weird head tilt like a complete dick.
Worf: So we are really doing this? An intervention.
Picard: Yes. There's no one left on the ship to clean up the holodeck after Riker. This must come to an end.
Data: Captain, how did Barclay get the reputation of being the crewman with the disgusting holo-addiction?
Picard: I don't know and I don't care. All I know is that when I took Nicky the Nose's machine gun, it was ... sticky.
Troi: I think Will has a healthy labido.
Picard: You would. But it has become a matter of living a carefree life or being assimilated. No, the line must be drawn here ...
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People tend to notice when you have toilet paper on you butt.
Crusher: "So Jean-Luc, about your herpes... I should not have said that here."
Conn officer: "Nice aft."
Wesley's shenanigans were a pain to sit through on the best of days.
Crusher's thoughts: No one ever tells me I have a nice aft.
Worf's thoughts: Oh great. Riker's in "swag" mode again.
Crusher: You want me to transfer your consciousness into Data's body? I'm not sure that's a good idea, but I'll look into it.
Data: Doctor? I do not recall agreeing to any such plan.
Geordi: You've just been April Fooled, Data!
Crusher: Just wait until Commander Riker hears about this. He thought we couldn't pull it off after his attempt failed.
Data: Intriguing.
Picard: Yes, quite. Impressive, Doctor, Lieutenant. Now may we get on with this meeting?
OrangeCrush: Guess who dyes his beard.
LaFolger's: Little busy here, Doc.
Thanks for the win! 
Crusher: Why is there always that awkward silence after I mention the need for more frequent prostate exams?
The cast reacts to Gene's latest idea: in the future, mankind has evolved beyond the need for clothes.
Geordi: I may be blind, doc, but even I can see that you're trying to hit on me. And that ain't happening.
(awkward silence)
Riker: You guys were just talking about me.
Picard: Were not.
Riker: Were too!
Data: Commander, we were planning your birthday party.
All: DATA!
Data: My apologies. Your surprise birthday party. I believe the effect is now ruined.
Crusher: Why is there always that awkward silence after I mention the need for more frequent prostate exams?
The cast reacts to Gene's latest idea: in the future, mankind has evolved beyond the need for clothes.
Geordi: I may be blind, doc, but even I can see that you're trying to hit on me. And that ain't happening.
(awkward silence)
Riker: You guys were just talking about me.
Picard: Were not.
Riker: Were too!
Data: Commander, we were planning your birthday party.
All: DATA!
Data: My apologies. Your surprise birthday party. I believe the effect is now ruined.
Crusher: Hurry, Geordi! I need to know who my son's secret admirer is.
Laforge: You're not going to like this. The "Wesley Crushers" ... they're a hate group.
Gerodi: "All right, doctor, if you'll look at the simulation here on my monitor. Wes, can you come over and take a look, too? Wes? Wes? EEEWWwww....."
Picard "Data, what is it I'm seeing in the table?"
Data: "Speculation: the reflection of your greased-up bald head."
Picard: "Ah. Data, what is that walk that commander Riker is doing?"
Data: "I believe, sir, it is the effeminate drunk hooker wobble."
TFTW LH!
Riker: Security Chief Pierce, you have the bridge.
Worf: Wait... security chief?
Riker: The man survived seven years on 24 and got out alive. If anything, he's over qualified.
Crusher: See, the test results prove this is my real hair colour!
Commander's Personal Log: After examining both models in depth from every possible angle, I think we've conclusively proven that the six foot Enterprise is better looking that the four foot one.
Picard: God, I hate that Irish guy at Conn. Go transfer him to some room in the depths of the ship where I won't have to look at him.
Crusher: You know the difference between you and me Geordi? I make being at this table look good.
Riker: Worst game of sardines ever.
Riker: Security Chief Pierce, you have the bridge.
Worf: Wait... security chief?
Riker: The man survived seven years on 24 and got out alive. If anything, he's over qualified.
Crusher: See, the test results prove this is my real hair colour!
Commander's Personal Log: After examining both models in depth from every possible angle, I think we've conclusively proven that the six foot Enterprise is better looking that the four foot one.
Picard: God, I hate that Irish guy at Conn. Go transfer him to some room in the depths of the ship where I won't have to look at him.
Crusher: You know the difference between you and me Geordi? I make being at this table look good.
Riker: Worst game of sardines ever.
Troi: They'll never be ready in time.
Data: Gentlemen, may I remind you that you have only three days until the Captain Pike Follies.
Thanks for the KBLA, LeadHead!
Geordi: Wait, you were the Dancing Doctor of The Dancing Doctor Does Delta IV?
Geordi: Wait, you were the Dancing Doctor of The Dancing Doctor Does Delta IV?
Thanks for the KBLA, LeadHead!
Geordi: Wait, you were the Dancing Doctor of The Dancing Doctor Does Delta IV?
Picard: That was Pulaski....or so I have heard.
Turns out I haven't put Photoshop on this computer yet and the graphics program I do have on it is terrible so I couldn't do the Photoshop I wanted. I was going to put Rainbow Road in the background with a red shell coming at the Enterprise and have Riker say "Ensign, deploy the banana on my mark!" So if anyone likes the idea and has a better graphics program feel free to steal it.
Here's a non-Photoshop caption.
RIKER: Commander Data, where is this camera angle coming from? It's clearly not from the bridge section. It seems like it's above the ship.
DATA: I separated the ship. We're actually upside down relative to the drive section.
RIKER: ...I forgot we could do that.
Here's a non-Photoshop caption.
RIKER: Commander Data, where is this camera angle coming from? It's clearly not from the bridge section. It seems like it's above the ship.
DATA: I separated the ship. We're actually upside down relative to the drive section.
RIKER: ...I forgot we could do that.
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