TNG Caption This! #421: The Trouble with Turbolifts

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Data: THE CENSUS IS A REQUIRED DECENNIAL SURVEY!

 

[Triskelion]

Wesley: Ass rubbing McCoy and...Running Spock?
Picard: Welcome to the bridge.

Good times

Ha ha, good one Nerys Myk! The bathhouse!
Rat Boy's post had me reminiscing about memes past!

Troi: Excuse me Captain, I just need to see Worf in my office for a bit.
Bridge crew:....
Troi: It could take an hour or so, so we won't be able to take any calls.
Bridge crew:....
Troi: I'd tell you more but that would violate patient-counselor confidentiality!
Bridge crew:....
Troi: OK IF YOU MUST KNOW IT INVOLVES -
Worf: I don't think they are listening, Counselor.
Troi: What the !@#$% is so fascinating on their viewscreens anyway?? Those aren't even stars, it's just the screensaver!

 

[Finn]

Second Officer's Log: I did cardio on the way to work.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Second Officer's Log: While I survived the turbolift's loss of power and sudden stop, my companions did not.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data (voice over): "Third officer's personal log: The homeless vagrants we picked up from New Yorkian 69 have been urinating in the turbolifts again."

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up!

 

[meow point1]

Picard: "Now listen to me very carefully: what have you done with my assless chaps, Wesley?"
Picard wouldn't use the a-word.

Troi: "I sense...annoyance."

Worf: "We're twenty minutes late for work! What do you think he'd be feeling?!"

Picard: "Data, I don't think that's the bathroom."

Data: "...I shall be more observant in the future, sir."

Androids don't need bathrooms!

 

[Finn]

You are sure to win this one

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Androids don't need bathrooms!

When Leadhead posts that a new contest is up, the old one(s) are finished. Please don't resurrect them.