"Oh, man, that was some bad tea earl gray."
Riker (off screen): "You replicated my annual physical urine sample results, sir."
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"Oh, man, that was some bad tea earl gray."
Riker (off screen): "You replicated my annual physical urine sample results, sir."
Riker's cooking was not a success with the senior officers...
LOL, YES! Acknowledgement! We're not alone. That new interview with Marina has her mention "Code of Honor" (about 47:30 in, with the lead in):
http://www.missionlogpodcast.com/the-one-with-marina-sirtis/
So, somewhere out there, she'd have voted my entry in the previous Caption This! contest a winner, too.
http://www.missionlogpodcast.com/the-one-with-marina-sirtis/
So, somewhere out there, she'd have voted my entry in the previous Caption This! contest a winner, too.
Picard: Who's up for a game of Smell My Fingers? I'll let you go first....
Picard: Bridge to Doctor Crusher, do you have anything for my back? It's sore from lugging around this Aldebaran serpent in my pants all day.
Crusher: I performed your last urinary catheterization, you know. Captain Jean Luc Petite.
Picard: Um, belay that.
Chancellor K'mpec: Perhaps you should have turned off the viewscreen for this, Captain.
It was after the 18th iteration of faking the missing day, Data realized he probably should just say screw it and tell them.
Riker: "Data, why are you smoking a cigarette?"
Yar: "...so much for being discrete."
Picard: "No one's leaving until they find my contact lens!"
Barclay: "No! My cousin Murdoch's the crazy one; I'm perfectly fine!"
Picard: "Not now, Mr. La Forge. There's a new TOS Caption Contest!"
Parenting an android is never easy...
The Dramatic Pose Club kicked Wesley Crusher out shortly after this photo was taken.
Captains Log, Supplemental: Yep, this is one uncomfortable uniform.
Barclay: "Hello, Mr. Tricorder. How are you today?"
Geordi: "That Romulan marijuana is potent stuff."
Chief Engineers Log: Today Captain Picard showed me how to play Chopsticks on an LCARS display. Mind blown.
Worf (thinking); This beard makes me look so manly.
Riker (thinking); A beard will make me look so manly.
Wes (thinking); I'll never look manly.
Picard: Mr. Data, this is about your cat.
Data: Spot, sir?
Picard: Spot threatened to take over the Federation last night.
LaForge: And threatened to use Risa as her personal sandbox.
Data: I was under the impression from human literature that this was normal feline behavior.
The first year was awkward until they realized they didn't have to all stand to listen to Data.
Picard: I am as surprised as you are Beverley. I didn't know anyone liked bananas much less ate them on the bridge. Though this incident has given me a new perspective on things.
Barcley: It felt like I was home. B'elanna were welding together a new super shuttle out of spare parts in the hanger. Tom was conning everyone out of their replicator rations. I was going off on a tangent based on something I saw on the holodeck, and Captain Janeway said that, "She loved it when a plan comes together."
Picard demonstrates how to find "home row" on a LCARS keyboard.
Just how much gum did Wesley stick under that console?!
Thanks for the win LH!
Picard: And so you see Mr. Data, Commander LaForge is demonstrating how you should stand on street corners to get some attention.
Commander's Personal Log: Itchy nipples. But I think I'm getting away with it.
Picard: This carpet is awful.
Worf: But why did Doctor Crusher slap you?
Crusher: *CRYING IN BACKGROUND* Because that SOB has more lines in this episode than I've had all season!
Picard: All these years, I never realised these chairs pulled out from the wall. Not having to stand all the time is so much better!
Picard: And so you see Mr. Data, Commander LaForge is demonstrating how you should stand on street corners to get some attention.
Commander's Personal Log: Itchy nipples. But I think I'm getting away with it.
Picard: This carpet is awful.
Worf: But why did Doctor Crusher slap you?
Crusher: *CRYING IN BACKGROUND* Because that SOB has more lines in this episode than I've had all season!
Picard: All these years, I never realised these chairs pulled out from the wall. Not having to stand all the time is so much better!
Picard: Now look here Mister Data, if Geordi says you stole his sandwich then you stole his sandwich. It's that simple.
Blue shirt: Finally, they're distracted.....i can get back to playing Tetris.
Picard: No Data, it isn't supposed to look like that. Now please pull your trousers back up.
Barclay: I was trapped in a parallel dimension where a big black guy kept saying....."I pity the fool"
Picard: So all I do now is press send?
La Forge: Yup, then just wait for her to reject you. That's how it works for me anyway.
Picard: "Yes, Geordi is correct, Data. When it is your own desk, you should sit behind it, not in front of it. And in the future, I would like both of you to remember that it is inappropriate to call the captain in to settle this kind of piddly shit."
(offscreen) Picard: Ah, but I didn't say "Simon Says" cross your arms!
Picard: HOLE IN ONE!
Riker, sotto: How exactly did he get permission to install a putting green on the bridge?
PIcard: No, I have not pulled my back again, Number One. I'm just trying to get a better look at that spot right there. Oh, it's gone now. You have the bridge, I need to, uh, consult with Dr. Crusher about something.
LaForge: I'm just saying, captain, that I really need to get back to work, and I need this console. Maybe three hours of YouTube cat videos is enough for now?
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