TNG Caption This! #414: Finales

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Away team to Enterprise: we have located the head of Ted Williams."

Shelby: "Well, I guess we know now the brown colored pyramids are waste extraction nodes."

Locutus: "The knowledge and experience of the human...Picard is part of us now..."

Crusher: "...then the Borg know...?"

Locutus: "Yes. Care for drinks after we finish conquering Earth?"

Gowron: "Kurn's your brother? I don't really see the resemblance..."

Worf (muttering): "How could he be so blind with eyes like that...?"

Guinan: "I'm actually biding my time until I can invent YouTube."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Locutus: "Be the coolest kid on your planet! Wear the new Apple iBorg!"

Data: "Regrettably, I have been singularly unsuccessful in persuading any of these wealthy banquet attendees to donate any of their food to the orphanage."
Guinan: "Don't worry about it. I've got two whole hams shoved up my sleeves. Let's blow this joint!"

 

[Orac]

Data and Worf were always the first volunteers to investigate mysterious cracks.

 

[DrBob]

Gowron: Say that again you petaQ!
Worf: ... ooogly... boooogly... gooooogly...

Worf: The door is ajar.
Data: No, it is not.

Guinan: You're telling me I trade down from this, to pulling pints for you and your friends all day, in a bar I dont even own?

Locutus: To be honest, being Borg is really growing on me. I have a much bigger ship, a better medical plan and a crew that really 'gets me'.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Locutus: To be honest, being Borg is really growing on me. I have a much bigger ship, a better medical plan and a crew that really 'gets me'.

Riker: They're robots!
Locutus: ...who let me go on away team missions.

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: Oxygen nitrogen atmosphere. Some hydrogen and - how are you at breathing methane, Commander?
Data: While not recommended, limited exposure should not permanently damage my systems.
Worf: Good. <farts, shuts Data in airlock>
Data: The Tuesday Fiesta Buffet is without honor!

Data: The mistletoe is vaporized. It is safe to proceed.
Shelby: I knew the Borg were creepy, but...that is creepy even for them!
Beverly: Talk to me in ten years, Commander Preciouspants.

Locutus: In the Borg, no one can hear you scream.
Riker: Uhh, that was Alien, wasn't it?
Locutus: Dead or alive, you're coming with us.
Data: I believe that is from Robocop.
Riker: Tell us what you want!
Locutus: I'm sorry, Will, I am afraid I can't do that.
Geordi: I know! 2001!
Riker: Helm prepare to get us out of here! Warp nine!
Locutus: Warp? Where we're going, we don't need warp.
Deanna: Oh! Back to the Future!
Locutus: We will need your clothes, your boots, and your starship.
Wesley: Hello, Terminator?
Locutus: Borg Cube, we have a problem.
Riker: Apollo 13, try harder!
Locutus: Heeeeeere's Jeannie!
Troi: I know, The Shining!
Locutus: Shall...we....play...a...Borg?
Wesley: Wargames!
Locutus: One dream. Four Borg. Twenty below zero.
Geordi: Umm, Cool Runnings?
Locutus: Hello, my name is Locutus. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Borg: There it is.
<Everybody nods agreement>

Worf: Are you hypnotized or something? Stop staring at my Fu Manchu!
Gowron: Yes...master....

Madame Guinan: Now when you go in there you're going to meet an obnoxious old fart sucking down oysters and making speeches. Try not to punch him in the face.
Data: I was not aware Captain Picard was here.

 

[Hutchy01]

Locutus: We are Borg ... and this is heavy!

Sister Act 3 was deemed to ridiculous too film!

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "So this is what they did with Sepp Blatter."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Whu-pie Goldberg: "Ah, could you get my bags and take them to room thirteen? Thanks."

Data: "Android racist."

 

[Leviathan]

Goldberg: This prequel thing isn't working. Star Trek: The Really-Really-Previous Generation?
Spiner: C'mon, I bet a prequel would get great ratings once I appeared in it.

 

[dstyer]

Shelby: Keep firiing! Admiral Abrams demanded lens flare!

Locutus: Lens flare achieved!

 

[ThankQ]

WORF: Dr. Crusher, when someone asks you...if you're a god... you say, "YES"!

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "But how did you get here from the Delta Quadrant? How were you able to cross through Vulcan and Andorian space undetected? How were you...?"

Guinan: "Oh, wait! I think I hear...Clemens, yes, Clemens eavesdropping on us again!"

 

[Merlanthe]

Dr Crusher: We come in peace.

Worf: Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Elizabeth Dennehy: "Did my agent know you were going to film me in this light? Because if he did, he's fired!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Worf: Commander, when you invited me along I thought you said you'd found an amazing "whore", not door...

Worf: Any time you want to join in ladies.

Locutus: What are these Cybermen of which you speak?

Gowron: My first order as Chancellor will be to make some new uniforms. Do you realise we Klingons have been wearing the same clothes for over a century? Oh the smell. I'm not even sure why I have a normal uniform when I'm the boss.

Data: You can come home now Guinan, people have forgotten Theodore Rex.

 

[Orac]

Tricorder: Beep-Beep-Beep! Boopity-Boopity! Whirrrrr! Beep-Beep-Beep!

Worf: What is it?

Data: This thing makes the coolest noises!

 

[Ithekro]

Tricorder: Beep-Beep-Beep! Boopity-Boopity! Whirrrrr! Beep-Beep-Beep!

Worf: What is it?

Data: The human phrase would be "it is hitting on me". "It wants to have my circuits inside it". "To make"....

Worf: That is enough, Commander.

 

[Hutchy01]

O/S: Help me Obi-wan ... You're my only hope!


[Wrong Franchise?]

 

[joededman]

Shelby: Meat shields?
Crusher: That's when the big strong brave men stand behind us and use our thin frail weak bodies as shields.