TNG Caption This! #401: Worf & Peace
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Riker: "What is this?"
Worf: "Commander, this is an intervention."
Riker: "It's about that cameo I've been offered for Enterprise, isn't it?"
Data: "Sir, I believe this would be most unwise."
Riker: "Yeah, I pretty much agree. So me and Marina probably aren't going to do it. It sounds stupid."
Troi: Off screen, "Well, actually..."
STARES.
Picard: Ladies and gentleman, the winner of the competition to see who has a head that most resembles a vagina
Riker: I'm so glad I don't have a head like a vagina
Worf: did anyone order a head that looks like a vagina
Worf: look how fast I can move my hand
Troy: your head looks like a vagina
Worf: your vagina looks weird
Riker: What should we make a drinking game - every time Picard pulls down his jacket?
Worf: Too much. How about every time Troi senses something obvious?
Riker: Too much. Every time Doctor Crusher says something with a French accent?
Worf: Too much. Every time Geordi says 'It just might work?'
Riker: Too much. Every time Wesley makes an excuse?
Worf: Too much. This is too hard, I'm out.
Riker: Me too.
Data: Every time someone cuts me off in conver -
Riker: As you were, Lieutenant.
Rosalind Chao's Method Acting approach required that she go commando for this scene. A fact which burned itself deeply into Michael Dorn's memory ...
Picard: Bad day to wear squeaky shoes.
Worf: I KNOW.
PICARD: Mistah Worf, you realize Gowron is as corrupt as Duras right?
WORF: Sorry sir, I can't hear you over the sound of my honor!
PICARD: Mistah Worf, you realize Gowron's gonna betray you at first occasion and discommodate you again if you don't follow him into his treacherous manoeuvers, right?
WORF: Sorry sir, I can't hear you over the sound of my honor!
I'm / too sexy for my baldic / too sexy for my baldric / so sexy it hurts
TFTW Leadhead!
I don't know how practical it is (I assume it takes a bit of time to get the pics together), or even if its just annoying to have backseat drivers suggesting things, but a Unification based contest this weekend would be a very lovely thing.
Picard: Goodbye forever Mr. Worf!
Worf: Sure... though the whole resigning thing was just a front right, I'm assuming you just ignored it and when this is over I'll just be able to come back to work at a seconds notice?
Picard: No Mr. Worf. The only way that would happen would be if my choice of replacing you as security chief with Mr. O'Brien- an out of shape borderline alcoholic- is a complete disaster. And what are the odds?
Riker: So how many people on Twitter still think he was called Dr. Spock?
Geordi: Worse than that, BBC News got played a clip from Star Trek 09 and claimed it was from Into Darkness!
Worf: They are without honour.
Security Chief's Log: After getting my arse kicked by every single alien ever I have stopped taking risks and only travel with two guards and a drawn phaser at all times.
Worf: The Captain must have opened his wallet.
Worf: Needing a tricorder to find the clitoris does not make me without honour!
I don't know how practical it is (I assume it takes a bit of time to get the pics together), or even if its just annoying to have backseat drivers suggesting things, but a Unification based contest this weekend would be a very lovely thing.
Picard: Goodbye forever Mr. Worf!
Worf: Sure... though the whole resigning thing was just a front right, I'm assuming you just ignored it and when this is over I'll just be able to come back to work at a seconds notice?
Picard: No Mr. Worf. The only way that would happen would be if my choice of replacing you as security chief with Mr. O'Brien- an out of shape borderline alcoholic- is a complete disaster. And what are the odds?
Riker: So how many people on Twitter still think he was called Dr. Spock?
Geordi: Worse than that, BBC News got played a clip from Star Trek 09 and claimed it was from Into Darkness!
Worf: They are without honour.
Security Chief's Log: After getting my arse kicked by every single alien ever I have stopped taking risks and only travel with two guards and a drawn phaser at all times.
Worf: The Captain must have opened his wallet.
Worf: Needing a tricorder to find the clitoris does not make me without honour!
Riker: It's blue and black.
Worf: White and gold.
Data: Actually, this particular optical illusion is due to the effect of illumination on--
Riker and Worf together: Shut UP!
Chief Security Officer's Log, Supplemental: Since the llamas continue to evade capture, the Captain has ordered a deck-by-deck sweep, starting with the bridge.
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