TNG Caption This! #393: Lets Party like it 2370!
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Amidst much snickering amongst the onlookers:
Data: "Thank you, Deanna, this shoulder and neck massage is delightful. I particularly appreciate the way you vary your pressure and rhythm between your left and right hands."
Troi: "Now close your eyes, Data, and I'll give you kiss."
Burke: "Whoa! Whoa! I never agreed to that!"
Riker: This frame clearly proves my innocence. As you can see, Apgar is in fact the 'wheelchair bell guy' from Breaking Bad. He's a bad guy and usually explodes.
Mind blown.
Thanks for the win!
Vulcan: Suspended above us is a twig of Viscum album. I believe your people have a custom concerning this particular plant. I would be willing to partake in it, if you will explain the particulars.
Picard: Er...yes. We each take a sip of bourbon and then...walk away.
Mrs. Apgar: Say, hun, you want to stop by my place tonight? *wink*
Riker: Uh..
Mrs. Apgar: Don't mind him, he's deaf.
Vulcan: Suspended above us is a twig of Viscum album. I believe your people have a custom concerning this particular plant. I would be willing to partake in it, if you will explain the particulars.
Picard: Er...yes. We each take a sip of bourbon and then...walk away.
Mrs. Apgar: Say, hun, you want to stop by my place tonight? *wink*
Riker: Uh..
Mrs. Apgar: Don't mind him, he's deaf.
Mrs. Apgar: Commander, let us drink a toast! To my husband, who as you have correctly guessed, is wearing two dead tribbles on his head.
Dr. Apgar: I'm in the ROOM....
Riker: "I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night."
Mrs. Apgar: "Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me."
Riker: "Then I will learn how to fly. You are the heart in my day and the soul in my night."
Dr. Apgar: "I think I'm gonna barf."
Wil Wheaton never understood why he wasn't the center of the frame for this scene instead of Fred Savage's stand-in and that guy from 24.
I can't unsee that now
Picard: Why did the Aldeberran chicken cross the road?
Vulcan: I hypothesize it was an electrochemical impulse resulting from genetic predisposition and environmental factors.
Picard: Do you know how to make a hormone?
Vulcan: Logically, I would engage the ship's medical resources, and subsequently refuse to compensate the Chief Medical Officer.
Beverly: Oh no he di'in't!
I'm having to do this on my way out of the door, so haven't read the thread fully, so if there's any duplication of jokes already done apologies in advance...
Riker: So basically, my plan is by making everyone focus on the fact I didn't murder your husband will make them ignore the fact you genuinely think I tried to rape you.
Mighty Haired Woman: Wait... what?
Laxwana: He's very annoying, always LURCHING about the place.
Mr. Homm: ...
Riker: It's amazing that, for all the technological advances of the Galaxy class, our corridors still look identical to this old ship.
Everyone: We bought you a giant mirror so you can finally see how stupid your yellow skin looks.
Picard: Well, I'm sure she'd appreciate your interest but... she's actually a lesbian.
Crusher: [Thinking] I hope Jean Luc is putting in a good word for me with that dishy Vulcan.
Riker: So basically, my plan is by making everyone focus on the fact I didn't murder your husband will make them ignore the fact you genuinely think I tried to rape you.
Mighty Haired Woman: Wait... what?
Laxwana: He's very annoying, always LURCHING about the place.
Mr. Homm: ...
Riker: It's amazing that, for all the technological advances of the Galaxy class, our corridors still look identical to this old ship.
Everyone: We bought you a giant mirror so you can finally see how stupid your yellow skin looks.
Picard: Well, I'm sure she'd appreciate your interest but... she's actually a lesbian.
Crusher: [Thinking] I hope Jean Luc is putting in a good word for me with that dishy Vulcan.
Vulcan: "Although I have approached several women here tonight, I have been completely unsuccessful in arranging a sexual assignation with any of them. Even though I have followed Lieutenant LaForge's advice to the letter."
Crusher: *spit take*
Yar: I don't know. I just think using the red alert for messy rooms will make it seem less meaningful when we need it for a battle or something.
Little known fact: Picard often frequented the Red Light district of the Enterprise, known as "Deck Amsterdam", section 69.
Yar: "Didn't Worf have a date with Grilka last night?"
Riker: "Yes."
Yar: "Everything's smashed to bits. Is that a good sign or a bad sign?"
Riker: "There's no way to tell."
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