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TNG Caption This! #389: Full Attention

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Geordi: What's this, a story someone's working on? ....something about a boy wonder trying to save a starship from the daily screwups of the chief engin- HEY! WESLEY CRUSHER!
Wesley, OS: Dammit, NaNoWriMo!
 
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GEORDI: Rats, I forgot to send my letter to Santa.

SANTA: Pack it up boys. This one's a skip.
 
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PICARD: Captain's log, supplemental: The crew, ever loyal, has assembled on my behalf to affirm their love for me but also to inform me of some sort of problem about boring everyone on Spacebook with self-important log supplementing about quote the minutiae of an aged mind dulled with space madness - ooh, donuts! Captain's log, supplemental: oh what a piece of work is a jelly donut....

Data: On the other hand we could just rip him a new jefferies tube.
Pulaski: Do it.
 
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Data: Sir, they appear to be asking if you've finished with that copy of Captains' Wives that Dathon loaned you...

Picard [OC]:
Uhh

[ Riker coughs ]

Data: ... the one with the Lwaxana centre-spread

[ Troi shrieks ]

[ Worf faints ]
 
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Leadhead, I love you!

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Data: You should be safe beaming down to the planet with this alien sir, my research shows he is played by The Black Guy Who Dies In Science Fiction Stuff.


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Geordi: Why... is this chair seat moist?

Picard (OS): I don't want to say Wesley soiled himself before we crashed, but Wesley soiled himself before we crashed.


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Riker: Damn automatic garage door opener! Is yours working Worf?

Worf: It is without honour!


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Spiner: Welcome everyone to Kate's leaving party!

Mulgrew: Wait... what... I'm sacked?

Spiner: That was a great party! Now let's start the welcome back Gates party!


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Security Chief's Personal Log: Despite the captain's claim, I have been watching this fire for an hour and still haven't seen any time burn in it yet.
 
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Riker: Dammit! Okuda's given us orange beams again. I want green ones like the Romulans use.

Worf: Chk'ta! Mine also is orange. A true warrior fights with a pink beam, the colour of his BLOOD.
 
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