Offenshouse: So there's no Rogaine in the future either?
Picard: Now listen, you....
TNG Caption This! #362: Finally's Part 1
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Offenshouse: So there's no Rogaine in the future either?
Picard: Now listen, you....
PICARD: What is it mistah Worf? You don't like your iPhone. It's without honor perhaps. And you, Counselor? You sense something wrong or it's because you would have prefer a phone made of chocolate?
RIKER: And then he wonders why this briefing room is never full.
PICARD: With the housewife?
DATA: She said I look like her husband Donald...
Picard: "Wait, you want to change your name to what?"
Data: "Pinocchio. It seems appropriate."
Picard: "I think it would be beneficial if we could all just forget about rank while we're in this room and feel free to be perfectly frank with one another! So...does anyone have anything they'd like to get off their chest?"
Worf: "Yes, I have a question. Why do you like to stand directly behind me when talking to me, making me twist my head around to answer?"
Troi: "I think it's a classic case of passive/aggressive personality."
Riker: "Are you sure he's not just being a dick?"
Worf: "I think that's essentially what she just said."
Data: "Inquiry: 'Dick'?"
Picard: "Okay, this was not a good idea..."
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Picard: "Now, tell him he's a pretty bird."
Offenhouse: "Captain, I don't see the point of ..."
Picard: "Just do it!!!"
PICARD: Borgias frat, look at me laddie, I'm Montgomerry Scott, don't touch to my Scotch whisky or my precious engines.
RALPH: Wrong finger and offensive.
RALPH: I need to talk to this Leadhead!
PICARD: Sorry my friend, he's not here, enjoy your new life!
RALPH: This guy he's late it doesn't bother you.
PICARD: That means the fun begins!
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