TNG Caption This! #355: Time Capsule: Part 6

[Alrik]

Troi: "Ouch, ouch, ouch."

Riker: "Uh, brain freeze."

Data: "Perhaps the Slushy Slurping contest should be eliminated from next year's festivities."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Experimenting with Counselor Troi's empathic abilities:
Data: "Commander Riker, now imagine yourself and Counselor Troi in a pleasant, romantic situation.
Riker: "Hmm...let's see... Okay. Oh, yeah! That's so hot!"
Troi: "Oh my God! That's so gross!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Q: Ah, flowers from Lady Q. Let's see what the note says..."I faked every orgasm"?!?

 

[Armored Saint]

Dear Q, this is your Q, or should I say your former Q. I left you for Guinan. Take care of Q, he need his father.

PICARD: Dear Ed, this is your future ex-wife. I left you for Nechayev. Take car of our son, he need his father.

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Flowers ... from Captain Janeway? But how did she ... maybe the card says something? 'Dear Q, my schedule is now free and I'm ready for that decade of foreplay you promised me. I know you won't disappoint. Come to me, as soon as you read this. I'm waiting for you. Janeway, out.' My dearest, sweet Kathy! You had to go and ruin it all, didn't you? I'm only in it for the chase, so it's back to the sea for you, little fishy ... better luck with Chuckles."

 

[Nerys Myk]

You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?

 

[Armored Saint]

Q: Negative miss Henshaw, this flowers aren't from Geordi LaForge.

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Ok, we've had some word that there is some bad red rope licorice circulating in the crowd. Please stay away from the red rope licorice. Do not bite any off or chew it. It could cause a dental emergency...
JELLICO: The bands are better to arrive soon, Jean-Luc...

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD:..Lieutenant-Commander LaForge and Lieutenant-Commander will have to find eggs on Deck 4...

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Picard: Actually, upon further review of your essay scores here, I won't be handing the ship over to you.

Q: Hmm, looks too tiny for a check.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

Worf: You gotta stop doing this…Sir

Data: Aye, this is 837th time you ran the TATV holoprogram….

Riker: Daniels?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PICARD: And so I am turning command of the ship over to Captain Jelico.
JELICO: Thank you Captain. And now that I'm in command, my first course of action will be to cancel the Stargate program.
PICARD: ...What?
JELICO: Oh, sorry. I play so many assholes, I can't keep them straight.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: Ambassador Troi, again. I hope she's not "in the shower" this time. (shudder)

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!