DATA: Look, Look, this is what I was asked to build. Right here, you do not have forearms. I was given this napkin, I mean...
SPOCK: FUCK THE NAPKIN!
TNG Caption This! #354: Time Capsule: Part 5
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DATA: Look, Look, this is what I was asked to build. Right here, you do not have forearms. I was given this napkin, I mean...
SPOCK: FUCK THE NAPKIN!
LCARS Data is watching you masturbate.
DATA: When I asked to command a starship, I meant to command the crew, not the ship herself.
Tasha: What the hell?
Data: I like to watch.
Wesley: OH, you're supposed to wear the device. I've been putting it down my pants.
Beverly: We figured.
Crewman: Are you sure you want me to shoot you in the face?
Worf: I've been told it would increase my chances with the female crew. It's either this or I start wearing X ray specs and creeping everybody out.
Geordi: More X rays!
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FRY (os): Oh my god, it's Data!
BRENT SPINER'S HEAD: God damn it, for the last time I'M NOT DATA!
BEVERLY: Just sit back and relax while we turn on the nitrous.
WORF: I will be the one performing your wisdom teeth extraction.
WESLEY: Wait, WHAT?
BEVERLY: Hold him down Will.
WORF (Thinking): He's not aiming anywhere near me, I can jump him any time.
SPOCK: It's okay. I have a secret signal to my people. If I ever cut my arms off, they'll know it's a trap.
GEORDI: You know, I've been thinking. Instead of a giant arc that goes across my entire face, couldn't my visor just be a small device directly in front of my eyes?
BEVERLY: Yeah, but you look more silly this way, and it makes all us doctors smile.
Spock: I told you 3D chess with a Wookie was a bad idea.
TFTW!
DATA: The game was decided by a coin toss. Heads I lost.
In the future, everyone is forced to wear Google Glass.
WORF (thinking): Did she fire 5 beams, or 6? Do I feel lucky?
SPOCK (sighing): Camera adds 10lbs; and always all around the ears.
LAFORGE (about to sneeze): Is all this pollen an essential part of the test, Doctor? You know I have hayfever.
CRUSHER: Test? No. Torture? Yes.
DATA: The game was decided by a coin toss. Heads I lost.
In the future, everyone is forced to wear Google Glass.
WORF (thinking): Did she fire 5 beams, or 6? Do I feel lucky?
SPOCK (sighing): Camera adds 10lbs; and always all around the ears.
LAFORGE (about to sneeze): Is all this pollen an essential part of the test, Doctor? You know I have hayfever.
CRUSHER: Test? No. Torture? Yes.
Geordi (talking very fast): Doctor, I know you're trying to examine my VISOR, but it's kind of freaking me out here. I mean can't you just do it when I'm not wearing it? And what does this yellow light mean?
Beverly: Relax, Geordi. Slow down!
Geordi: What...does...this...yellow...light...mean?
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TROI (O.S.)
Be glad this isn't my penis.
Spock2: Lieutenant Uhura once observed that even by Vulcan standards, I was hung like a Nimbusian sandfly.
Data: Intriguing....
Spock1: Quiet, you!
LEADHEAD: Come on, it's just sunday, I'm not really late.
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