TNG Caption This! #352: Time Capsule: Part 3

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win LH!

Worf: "Perhaps today IS a good day...to purchase a Lottery Ticket."

Beverly: "Hold still. There's a mosquito."

*Whack*

Wesley: "I fell for it again, didn't I."

Beverly: "Third time this week."

Geordi: "She may not look like much. But she's got it where it counts kid."

 

[jep]

"Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come"

.

 

[jep]

Man-Candy: "I'm sorry ma, but my mind is made up. I'm leaving Starfleet. MY future is in gay tentacle porn."

Beverly: "So, you're no better than your father, huh?"


.

 

[shivkala]

Geordi: Hey Geordi, what's happenin'?
Ferengi: Oh, I don't know.
Geordi: Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Ferengi: Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Geordi: Whatcha gonna do down there?
Ferengi: Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Geordi: Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Ferengi: Uh huh.
Geordi: Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Ferengi: Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Geordi: Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Ferengi: Oh, cool.
Geordi: Y'know who's gonna be there?
Ferengi: Uh, who?
Geordi: My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Ferengi: Oh.
Geordi: Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS
Ferengi: Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Geordi: Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Ferengi: Uh, what's the court?
Geordi: Never mind that,
Ferengi: Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Geordi: Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Ferengi: Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Geordi: Funny you should ask, I've got a shuttle now.
Ferengi: Oh wow, how'd you get a shuttle?
Geordi: Oh my Starfleet flew it up here from the Romulus.
Ferengi: You're kidding!
Geordi: I must be, Romulus is in the Neutral Zone, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of shuttle I have.
Ferengi: Uh, what kinda shuttle do ya' got?
Geordi: I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Open your mind to the past: art, history, philosophy - and all this may mean something.
Scruffy: You want this half-eaten coffee cake in the garbage?
Picard: Sigh. I'll save that one for someone who still gives a crap.

I don't care what Pulaski said about child abuse! This doctor has one prescription - PAIN!

 

[Nebusj]

Ferengi: ``Well, at least we don't have to write the address of our ship across our shuttle hulls. Does your mommy write your name in your underwear labels too?''

LaForge: ``Hey, we in the Federation have evolved beyond underwear!''

Ferengi: ``Saying that doesn't make you any cooler, hew-mon.''

 

[Triskelion]

Ferengi: Hey Hoo-mon! Punch some holes in the top of that shoebox before you asphyxiate!

 

[Armored Saint]

GEORDI: Hey the Ferengis, it's not because we're gonna in a space anus that you need to travel in a space suppository!

 

[Armored Saint]

FERENGI: Look Hoo-moon, we chose the head of one of the strongest species of your planet as design for our shuttlecrafts: the ANT.
GEORDI: You remind me of my childhood when I used to BURN ants!

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Geordi: Yet another driver not using their turn signal.

Riker: Careful with the shirt! It's velour.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Drob]

Geordi: "Hey, it may be boxy, but it gives great mileage."

Picard: "Drivers arm bullshit, scalding sunburnt ear..."
<Leans forward and drags table and chair away from window>

Worf: "Ladies, I know a good chiropractor."

Beverly: "Stay the hell outta my office. And chiropractor's spelled with a C.." <smack!>

 

[Mojochi]

Geordi: Pfft, X-Ray vision my ass

 

[Triskelion]

Superman: Hi Geordi. Hi Holo-Leah.
Geordi: Uh, hi..
Holo-Leah: Mmph.

 

[Mistral]

Geordi: "Look, asshole, the cones have been visible for the last half a mile. And you want me to let you in? Fat chance."

 

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