Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, Feb 3, 2014.
WORF:No sir, we won't be playing "Beast of Burden" so you can do your Mick Jagger impersonation.
RIKER: Sir, the piñata and candy were for the children.
PICARD: Mmmmmmm, candy.
PICARD: Ewwwww, children.
Worf: "Sir, we may be able to save the inhabitants of this planet! But the attempt will surely damage, and quite probably destroy, the Enterprise!"
Picard: "Then our duty is clear! Mr. Data, find me some Prime Directive mumbo-jumbo to justify us getting the hell out of here!"
Riker: Wait! Wait! I forgot to plug my phaser into the charger last night!
Worf (Mumbling): Not again...
Data: Finally, a solution to the Kobayashi Maru scenario that involves no cheating.
RIKER: Hold up, Chief. I forgot to program my DVR for "The Real Housewives of Risa".
TROI: So then I lied, and told Will it happens to every man.
PICARD (O/S, tapping on PADD): Mr Data, it's time for your annual lube change. Bend over.
PICARD: I better write to Dr Soong, and let him know about his son...
RIVA (noticing that RIKER is pointing his phaser at himself): And people think I'm the one with a disability.
PICARD: You like it, my duckface?
TROI: Where did you get your phasers? I want one me too!
RIKER Just ask to Riva. Why else would he wear the coat?
WORF: But sir, the mission was an outstanding success, we've been able to save all the children and they're fine.
It is never a good idea to interrupt an android's game of Angry Birds.
DATA: Is this the best time to consult your "What Would Jim Kirk Do?" app?
PICARD: The only better time is when talking to the ladies.
GEORDI: You're playing a dangerous game, my dear Data. There's a big section about arguing with artificial intelligences.
Picard: ...You can see why this must have belonged to the fifth dynasty of the Mekelons. Those markings belonged to a earlier period of that dynasty. Marvelous, my boys...
Geordi: Sir...That's just a part of the matter/energy circuitry... O'Brien just replaced it and left the old part here.
Picard: Yes, #1, That Horgon did come in handy... when I got back to the ship. ZING!
Data: I am an android sitting at the ops station. Why are you keeping an additional record? Overkill much?
Picard: Riker, you lumbering oaf, look at what you've done now. You stepped on the Chief's model ship
Troi: I'm sensing you're worried you might shoot your load too soon
Riker: It was one time. Give it a rest
Picard: Nope, not yet. Tasha's only been dead a month
WORF: I miss the smell of Riker's balls.
DATA: Interesting, it seems that a lot of bridge officers, including myself, miss this particular scent.
PICARD: I've spent the last two weeks rubbing all cheese of the world on my nuts and they don't stink at all....
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