Picard: Mr La Forge, why is this schematic not of the Enterprise? La Forge: Er... Practical joke from the designers of Utopia Planetia Shipyards? There is a reason why 24th sex toys are banned in Starfleet... Picard: I'm sorry but I don't do threesomes. Q: Not even with an immortal omnipotent being like me? Vash: Just think of the possibilities... La Forge: This tricorder has been rigged with ten percent more oral sensitivity and eight percent more anal sensitivity. Captain's Log supplemental: Worf's targpox continues to be highly infectious and has everyone nearby in hives.