TNG Caption This! 315: Don't look at me like that!

[Triskelion]

Riker: Troi's going back to Betazed for a month and she's helping me recruit temp squeezes. You interested?

Beverly: Oh, is it June again already?

Worf: That's it, Commander. Now we are maximizing the amount of space we take up in the corridor. Remember -
Geordi: I know! Longways and sideways!
Worf: At random speed!
Geordi: Longways and sideways!
Worf: At random speed!
Crewman: This is why I transferred off the Stargazer.

Whose idea was it to install a chimney on the enterprise, anyway?

Future Kanye Energy Sphere: I'mma let you finish, but James Kirk was the greatest Starfleet captain of all time! Of all time!

Geordi: Commander, come quick! There's an alien pouring drinks in Ten Forward!
Riker: So?
Geordi: It actually leaves you alone!
Riker: To the Batpole!

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Riker: She said WHAT??
Geordie: Hey, Commander, I only heard this from Dr Crusher! Im sure Deanna really loves your beard!

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

(Btw this leads on from my last post)

A long argument, several tequila shots and an electric razor later
Riker: Are you HAPPY now, Deanna?
Troi: Not now, Will
Riker: Well you should be because now I've got 18 pages of crew reviews to complete with the WORST hangover-
Troi: I said not now!

Geordie: Quick, run!! Lwaxana's onboard!

All Worf needed now was a sparkly hat and some backing dancers to fulfil his dreams
Worf: Oh yeah I'm bad, so bad, come on...

Picard: Aaargh!! OK, OK, I get the idea! My head is too shiny!! Now just take this mirror away and I promise I'll wear a hat!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI (telepathically) Imzadi, you're beginning to drool.

 

[Gary7]

Deanna: "Will, are you going to keep craning your neck like that, any time you're trying to look like you're serious?"
Will: "You got it, Deanna. And I think I'll throw in a stiff back along with that too. Maybe even stop swinging my arms. Yeah, that'll complete the look I'm going for."

 

[Triskelion]

LaFFy: Commander, did you hear how Wesley's Kobayashi Maru test landed him in the brig?
Rikes: No! What happened?
LaFFy: He beamed some Exocomps to rescue a contingent of Antedeans who were really Q in disguise whose ship was adrift on the Romulan Border being guarded by a renegade Caitian marauder.
Rikes: So what did they charge him with?
LaFFy: Transporting miners across the space lion for immortal porpoises.

 

[Triskelion]

LaFFy: Commander! Did you hear about the Silicon Avatar and Descent?
Rikes: Sure, Troi's boob job.

 

[Triskelion]

LaFFy: Commander! Are we orbiting another crappy planet?
Rikes: You know what people say. Any port in a storm.
LaFFy: Yeah, people who've never been to Madam Xlorp's Planetside Vulcan Palace and Beard Waxing Emporium.

 

[Finn]

Deanna: "Will, are you going to keep craning your neck like that, any time you're trying to look like you're serious?"
Will: "You got it, Deanna. And I think I'll throw in a stiff back along with that too. Maybe even stop swinging my arms. Yeah, that'll complete the look I'm going for."

Data: (OS) *mutters*...and stuffing his stinky crotch into my face...

 

[Gary7]

Troi (thinking): Why do I feel like I've got a Labrador beside me?

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: You gotta help me Riker! I've got dates with two girls on the same night!

FRAKES (thinking): We've gotta stop using sitcom plots as B stories.

 

[LeadHead]

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