TNG Caption This! 312: Bring on the comedy

[Triskelion]

Crusher: According to my scan, there's only room left for either her boobs or brains subroutines.

...

Data: Another one of father's practical jokes.

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "What is the meaning of this?"
Riker: "We're trying out a new rank sir, and calling it 'Night Captain.'"
Picard: "Well I don't like it--don't like it one bit!"

Picard: "Riker, did you see this?"
Riker: "Yeah, it happened to a couple of the crew when we crossed the galactic barrier."
Picard: "Since when did we cross the barrier?"
Riker: "Believe it or not, the show doesn't stop when you go take a nap."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I'm just not used to women on the bridge.

 

[Finn]

PICARD: I'm just not used to women on the bridge.

RIKER: I'm just not used to short bald men on the bridge.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Cmdr. Riker, who's this?"
Riker: "This is Lt. M'Ress. She was assigned to the Enterprise just a few days ago."
Picard: "No, this isn't going to work."
Riker: "Why not?"
Picard: "I'm allergic to cats!"