TNG Caption This! 312: Bring on the comedy

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 8, 2008
    Unstuck in time

    Crusher: According to my scan, there's only room left for either her boobs or brains subroutines.


    Data: Another one of father's practical jokes.
  2. Gary7

    Gary7 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral


    Picard: "What is the meaning of this?"
    Riker: "We're trying out a new rank sir, and calling it 'Night Captain.'"
    Picard: "Well I don't like it--don't like it one bit!"


    Picard: "Riker, did you see this?"
    Riker: "Yeah, it happened to a couple of the crew when we crossed the galactic barrier."
    Picard: "Since when did we cross the barrier?"
    Riker: "Believe it or not, the show doesn't stop when you go take a nap."
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Kang, now with ridges Premium Member

    Nov 4, 2001
    House of Kang

    PICARD: I'm just not used to women on the bridge.
  4. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

    Mar 30, 2006
    RIKER: I'm just not used to short bald men on the bridge.
  5. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Oct 3, 2000
    On the Normandy SR-2 or The TrekBBS Armada base
  6. Gary7

    Gary7 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral


    Picard: "Cmdr. Riker, who's this?"
    Riker: "This is Lt. M'Ress. She was assigned to the Enterprise just a few days ago."
    Picard: "No, this isn't going to work."
    Riker: "Why not?"
    Picard: "I'm allergic to cats!"