TNG Caption This! 305: I, Caption

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Feb 17, 2013.

  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 8, 2008
    Unstuck in time

    Data: As you can see, Captain, the apparatus is designed to redirect molecular cohesion by converting subspace anion flux around symmetrical triaxilating waveguide nodes. However I have detected that in application, the proposed elongation effects are offset by an inverse loss of girth.

    In short, it doesn't work.

    Is that not what I just said?

    Picard: There's $29.95 down the sonic toilet.
  2. Honorable Ensign

    Honorable Ensign Commander Red Shirt

    Jan 27, 2004
    Riker hated when Picard made him apologize for seducing ambassadors' girlfriends.

    Picard: It seems our supply of chocolate is unusually low. I want you to look into this, Counselor.
  3. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Oct 3, 2000
    On the Normandy SR-2 or The TrekBBS Armada base