Riker: "If you wish upon a star and it makes no difference who you are, how do they know who they're granting a heart's desire to?"
Picard: "Now I regret granting shore leave to Disneyland."
TNG Caption This! 271: New Contest! So cool!
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Riker: "If you wish upon a star and it makes no difference who you are, how do they know who they're granting a heart's desire to?"
Picard: "Now I regret granting shore leave to Disneyland."
Data: It's called a Caption Contest. Those captions up there have already been posted. We're next.
Data: I wuv you.
[kisses Worf's shoulder]
Worf: I hate it when he's drunk.
Mr. Homm: "No, actually I'd prefer that you don't call maintenance."
Data: "Why not? That gap in the ceiling is pretty large. So large, I can tell that those are Counselor Troi's quarters directly above us."
Mr. Homm: "I think you've answered your own question."
Picard: "So that's one of those 'she-males' from Earth's 21st Century."
Riker: "Sir, I think you need to send an away team back there. I did have a date with Deanna tonight, but I'm willing to change my plans in the interest of the ship's safety."
Riker: Sir, I don't understand, the chronometer says it's Saturday and, yet, there's no new caption contest posted.
Picard: Damn it, Will, Leadhead clearly posted it won't be up on Saturday, don't you ever read?
When the groom got cold feet, Leadhead had to take extreme measures to make sure the wedding went off without a hitch.
Good morning everyone! While I hold out some hope that I'll be able to get the next contest up sooner, it is much much more likely that it won't start until Tuesday.
If you're curious as to why I'm delaying do long, look at my new Forum Title and I'm sure you'll understand.
Thanks!
If you're curious as to why I'm delaying do long, look at my new Forum Title and I'm sure you'll understand.
Thanks!
Good morning everyone! While I hold out some hope that I'll be able to get the next contest up sooner, it is much much more likely that it won't start until Tuesday.
If you're curious as to why I'm delaying do long, look at my new Forum Title and I'm sure you'll understand.
Thanks!
Have fun grooming. Wait, that came out wrong...
(actually, I had to google the term. Over here, they're called ushers. At least they have been at the weddings I've been to)
KIRK: Tuesday?
Too appropriate!
Picard: "Oh my god, he did say that he wasn't going to be the groom, didn't he?!?"
Riker: "This changes everything!"
LaForge: "I think I'm gonna cry...."
Picard: And you're certain she won't find the hidden camera?
Riker: I put it in on her pyschology book, she'll never look there.
LaForge: Will you two stop gabbing? Doctor Crusher just came in and she and Counselor Troi are... oh my!
With humans being to fragile and no Klingons around, Worf has to get creative in his search for... companionship.
Homn: (groans)
Data: Indeed. The ratings of this episode are falling most rapidly.
Riker: I didn't know Troi's mother was coming to visit...
Picard: (sigh) Mr Worf, disengage the visual feed to Counselor Troi's quarters.
Endar: What do you mean your mother wants to mate with me?
Troi: I'm very sorry about this but her sex drive is at it's peak again and she seems to have focused all her energies on you.
Picard: Thank God!
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