TNG Caption This! 258: It's how you look at it.

[Gary7]

Picard: "So you mean, a long time ago Data was... he was..."
Worf: "Masquerading as a human psychopath, yes."

 

[Gary7]

Worf: (whispering) "Hey guys, he's doing it again."
Riker: "What?"
Worf: (whispering) "Singing softly to himself."
Data: "As long as he is in tune, I suggest that we do not stop him."
Worf: (whispering) "But there are only so many times I can bear to hear 'Master of the House!'"

 

[Mistral]

Troi: "I just can't seem to teach Worf how to French kiss."

Crusher: "On Klingons, if you push right here like this the tongue just flops out."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "They died at their posts! Admirable!"
Picard: "Even though they all died of acute alcohol intoxication?"
Worf: "Yes, even though!!"

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the co-Win L.H.

Troi: "Just finish another Abs of Steel workout?"

Crusher: "Can't get nothing past you Sherlock. What was your first clue?"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "When Q said he'd set the table with those folks, I didn't think he meant it so literally."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Worf: E.T phone home E.T. phone home E.T.phonehomeetphonehomeetPHONEHOMEPHONEHOME!

Crusher: And have you noticed how your abs have started to firm up?

 

[Isis]

At staff meetings, the crew always enjoyed zoning out when Data's 12-step subroutine kicked in.

 

[Alrik]

Data: "There once was a girl from Venus, who loved nothing more than a big..."
Picard: "Thank you Mr Data. That will be enough poetry for this evening."
Riker: "Why'd you stop him? It was just finally getting good."

Worf: "Elegant, yet menacing."
Picard: "Perhaps in its day Mr Worf."
Worf: "I see your point Sir. Its not like an antiquated Klingon ship could ever hope to take on, or worse yet, take out something as advanced as the Enterprise, right?"

Crusher: "Promise me next time you'll cut me off after my third Marg."

Picard: "Gazuntite Captain Trump. Might I offer you a comb?"

Picard: "I drink alone, yeeaaah, with nobody else."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Explain it to me again. How is a guy with Social Anxiety Disorder Starfleet's top diplomat?

 

[Skywalker]

Picard: ♪ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do... ♪
Worf: *groan* Three Dog Night...

 

[Isis]

Troi: "I'm in big trouble in that biology class I'm taking." <brief pause> "For my final project, I made a batch of primordial slime, put it in the refrigerator, and now it's missing."

 

[LeadHead]

Long Day today, new contest to come late tonight.

 

[Leathco]

Worf, I realize its the best screen on the ship, but watching 20th century entertainment films during Gamma Watch on the bridge is intolerable.

 

[LeadHead]

New contest is up! Enjoy!