TNG Caption This! 252: Romantic Entanglements
- Thread starter LeadHead
- Start date
Picard: "Why, Keiko, what a wonderful tribute to your heritage that dress is! And...Miles? No leprechaun suit?"
Data: "I was not aware that human weddings were also an opportunity to celebrate one's cultural background. Would you like me to fetch you a beret, Captain?"
Picard: "Why, Keiko, what a wonderful tribute to your heritage that dress is! And...Miles? No leprechaun suit?"
Data: "Gee, I sure wish I had some culture to flaunt."
Geordi: "And why wasn't Deanna invited to this wedding. Now that's a culture I can get behind."
Picard: How many credits for a lap dance?
Picard: And do you, Miles, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
O'Brien: I do.
Picard: Even when you transfer to a space station and she turns into a horiffic shrew, who hates your best friend? Or how about when she becomes possessed by an alien and forces you to do horrible things? Or when you are forced to spend a virtual 20 years alone in a jail cell, and she doesn't understand that you just might have some issues as a result of that? Or how she'll spend months down on the planet Bajor conducting 'botanical surveys' with her hunky research assistant Sven?
O'Brien: Wait... what?
Keiko: Just. Say. YES. Miles.
Data: I require brains. In triplicate.
Crusher, OS: Read it like it's written, Data!
Who would have suspected that Deanna Troi wore dentures?
..and that she sometimes forgot to put them in?
Picard: Beverly..
Crusher, sleepily: Yes, Jean-Luc?
Picard: I just realized something.
Crusher, sitting up: Yes?
Picard: There's a pinecone under my back.
Picard: What's wrong? I told you my sex was on fire.
Picard: "Why, Keiko, what a wonderful tribute to your heritage that dress is! And...Miles? No leprechaun suit?"
Miles: "Well, OK...but only if you promise to keep your hands off me Lucky Charms."
New contest is up! Right this way please...
Similar threads
- Sticky
