TNG Caption This! 252: Romantic Entanglements

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Well, you can tell the affect you have on the minds of men. All these posts and only one X-Men gag? Most of the posters seem concerned with erectile dysfunction, which frankly says more about them than about the Galaxy Class starship in my pants.

Kamala: So you're ready to try again then?

Picard: Give us a minute...

Kamala: It's more of an old Constellation Class really...

Picard: Not helping.

Data: I got paid so much for Nemesis the cheque was this big.

Data: *Psss* Geordi, where's your happy romance picture?

Geordi: Oh sod off.

Worf: You're going to let me do WHAT?!?!

Troi: Well, it is your birthday after all.

Worf: *Thinking* I'll mention the whole parallel universe jumping thing... in the morning. Now, where does my counterpart keep his industrial sized lube jar?

Picard: Look, I'm sorry I called you Kamala, but she was like... perfect you know.

 

[boco]

Worf: I didn't know you owned a ferengi tooth sharpener!

Data: I do not know much about women wedding outfits..but it seem to me that even Ambassador Troi dresses better than this!

 

[boco]

Picard: Too bad Data didn't convinced them to have a betazoid style wedding..The bride's outfit is just too much for me to look at..reminds me of Lwaxana!

 

[Finn]

Jenna: You are thinking of her, aren't you?

Data: Who?

Jenna: The blond bitch who had Worf's spot

Data: no...

Jenna: I don't believe you

Data: *thinking* Ohh, Goddess of Empathy

 

[Isis]

Data: "Bubbeleh, my nephew would be perfect for you."

 

[Isis]

Data: "While our romantic relationship has been terminated, I believe social convention dictates that we attempt to maintain a friendly discourse for the remainder of our time together on the Enterprise. If you should ever require a 'shoulder to cry on,' please note that either of mine would be available."

Awwww...

 

[Skywalker]

^Yeah, that Data's such a sweetheart.

Somehow, Worf knew that he would soon be a very merry man, indeed.

 

[Isis]

^Yeah, that Data's such a sweetheart.

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Oh, no."

Troi: "What's the matter?"

Worf: "I think I left the coffee pot on."

 

[Isis]

Troi: "I hate to break this to you."

Worf: "What's the matter?"

Troi: "You have a large piece of gagh in your teeth."

 

[shivkala]

Hoping the Blu-Ray sales of TNG are good enough to warrant it, Data prepares for the 3D editions.

Geordi: Data, why you look, well, almost sad...
Data: It's true what they say, Geordi, always a bridesmaid, never the bride...

Worf: Counselor! When you invited me over for a "bite to eat," I must confess, this is NOT what I was expecting!

Crusher: Jean Luc!
Picard: I swear it wasn't me!
Crusher: Nice try, Jean Luc, but remember we can read each other's minds...
Picard: *Thinking* Merde!
Crusher: The way that sounded, yeah, "merde" is just about right...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Worf reacts to the news that the Ménage à trois would include Riker.

 

[boco]

Worf reaction after Troi told him about THE phase

Data: I am the God of Androids.. I am programmed for you with multiple..
Troi: Reg!!!

 

[Ln X]

Kamala: Would you like me to remove this dress?
Picard: Kamala I think you should know that I'm a bit out of practice.
Kamala: That's what all bald-headed men say.

Jenna: What do you mean your breaking up with me?
Data: I expected this reaction and following typical human male behaviour I will attempt to gloss over things by giving you a hug, and words of understanding that are hollow and meaningless. Then I will follow the tradition of gracefully leaving, alas I am incapable of tears so you will just have to believe me when I say that I shall miss you.

Data: Interesting... Does the drink enhence ones sexual libido or is it symbolic of losing ones virginity?
Geordi: Data remind me to explain to you the social nuances of tact and keeping ones mouth shut!

Worf: Counsellor why are you biting me?
Troi: I'm not the only one who can make love Klingon style.

Exhibit 241(a) of 24th century stupidity: Here we have one fine middle aged couple sleeping next to the fire, camping on planet <blank>. Note to the centre left the bald guy's head and how it is inches from the fire, just as well he's bald otherwise the flames would devour the hair on his head. The lesson here people is never to rest your head so close to a fire!

 

[boco]

Picard(to self):I'm confused. I am quite sure I never told her I have a flute,but ,still, she asked me if she can play with my flute..

Kamala: I have a whip and a pair of handcuffs in my bag.
Picard thinking : Maybe she is my perfect mate..

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Don't get me wrong. Smart, funny, sexy. One would almost say you are perfect...."

Kamala: "But?"

Picard: "I'm just not into body art. I prefer 'a clean canvas'."

Kamala: "I understand. But don't be too hasty Jean Luc. My Tramp Stamp is an arrow pointing down and it reads Open With Care."

Picard: *GULP*

Data: "I believe the time has come in our relationship to run program TASHA 1. If performed correctly, you will not walk correctly for three days."

Picard: "I now pronounce you man and wife. Miles, you may now hump the bride."

Geordi: "Ah-hem, kiss the bride."

Picard: "Er, yes. Quite right. Kiss the bride. Sorry. This is the first wedding I've done that actually made it all the way to the end."

Worf: "DEANNA! You must stop now. Klingons believe there is no honor in a hickey."

Beverly: "Long dry spell, Jean Luc?"

Jean Luc: "Why would you say that?"

Beverly: "Because you've even forgotten how to spoon."

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Oooh, this is a good one. Vintage 20th century, where Debbie visits the city of Dallas."
Kamala: "Jean-Luc, I appreciate your resolve to respect my commitment, but do you have to switch on porno videos every time I walk in the room?"

Miles: "Keiko you look so wonderful, I could eat you up!"
Keiko: "Well, you can. Take a bite."
Miles: (whispering) "Uh, Keiko, don't you think we should wait until the ceremony is over?"
Keiko: "It's my gown. It's made of cotton candy chiffon!"

Deanna: (whispering) "Riker is bigger than you..."

And while they slept, the warm fire attracted the bed bugs, soon to disrupt their peaceful slumber.

 

[boco]

Troi: I've hidden a tribble somewhere on my body, I want you to find it

Picard:Beverly, Honest, this has never happened to me before...little "Jean Luc" usually is way more coperative
Beverly:Well you couldn't "Make it so," so I'm sleeping.

 

[Sokath]

Temba, his arms wide!

 

[boco]

Temba, his arms wide!