TNG Caption This! 243: Strange Things are happening...

[Gary7]

PICARD: Who the hell would send me the data on a flashdrive?

Data: (OS) "Actually sir, that's a Sony memory stick."
Picard: "What the hell is that??"

 

[Isis]

It started to dawn on Picard that perhaps the bargain brand of denture adhesive hadn't been such a bargain.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Data was now prepared to compose a Country song.

 

[Isis]

Riker: "Some of the Enterprise crew had a feeling they wouldn't sell too much at tomorrow's craft fair."

 

[Skywalker]

Picard: "Very well, Mister La Forge. I will 'make it so'!"
Geordi: "Sir?"
Picard: "You've seen Star Trek: The Next Generation, right?"
Geordi: "No, Captain."
Picard: "Why? Your wife won't let you have it on?"
Geordi: "I'm not married, sir."
Picard: "Oh, your girlfriend, then?"
Geordi: "I don't have a girlfriend either, Captain. I live alone."
Picard: "You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend...and you've never watched Star Trek?"
Geordi: "No, sir."
Picard: "Good Lord..."

 

[Isis]

Worf: "Commander Riker, your idea to check out the Stinking Gorn for our holiday party was a sound one. But if this is the best banquet room they can offer, I think we should try somewhere else."

 

[Isis]

Data practiced diligently so he could be on "The Alpha Quadrant's Got Talent."

 

[Isis]

Wesley (OS, shouting through wall): "Hey, is Spot sick in there?"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Trust me. Wear a male Spanx next time. She'll love it."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data's songwriting career was derailed when he discovered that the thrash metal version of Felis catus, is your taxonomic nomenclature an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature was a failure.

 

[Isis]

Data, singing softly: I'm not a robot / without emotion / I'm not what you see...

Data (to self): "Oh, I know another one."

<brief pause>

Data: ♪♫ "Dom arigoto, Mr. Roboto." ♪♫

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard: I'm sorry, Geordi, did you say something? I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

 

[Bad-Wolf]

Picard: I'm sorry, Geordi, did you say something? I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Picard : Hey, haaaaaaaaave you met Worf ?

 

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