TNG Caption This! 242: Ready, Steady, Go!
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Guinan: "You might want to remind the captain, while he's making announcements to the crew that everything is completely normal and there's nothing out of the ordinary to be concerned about, that we have a big, f***ing window down here."
Brilliant! made me lol
[Riker leans on console. Several button sounds are heard]
Computer: Self-destruct activated. Initiating one minute countdown. 60. 59. 58.
Barclay: Dumbass, how many times do we have to tell you?
Barclay and Geordi in unison: DON'T LEAN OR SIT ON THE FUCKING CONSOLES!
Riker: I Know! I KNOW!!
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Guinan: "You might want to remind the captain, while he's making announcements to the crew that everything is completely normal and there's nothing out of the ordinary to be concerned about, that we have a big, f***ing window down here."
Brilliant! made me lol
No. It should have been this...
Guinan: "You might want to remind the captain, while he's making announcements to the crew that everything is completely normal and there's nothing out of the ordinary to be concerned about, that we have a big, f***ing window down here."
Wesley: "Hey look, I'm sorry. It was just a prank. I can't believe people are so messed up about it to come after me."
SHELDON: He's right over here officers.
SHELDON: "And get arrested no less."
Wesley: "Arrested??"
SHELDON: "Bazinga!"
MISTRAL SAYS: Thanks for the win!
Mrs. Troi: "...and I'll be acting ambassador to Klingon until a replacement is found. Say what does this do?"
Worf: "Mrs. Troi, please do not touch-"
Mrs. Troi: "Where did the Klingon cruiser go? It was right in front of us! Really, this is very inconvenient."
Indeed, that's much better!^Love it--good collaboration.
I had qualms about the original image not being menacing enough, but unfortunately I hadn't seen the Photoshop version at that point. Otherwise, I definitely would have stolen Gary7's version!
(That is your 'shop, isn't it, Gary? Terrific work!)
Yep, I put it together--much obliged, Jonas. Thanks!Indeed, that's much better!
I had qualms about the original image not being menacing enough, but unfortunately I hadn't seen the Photoshop version at that point. Otherwise, I definitely would have stolen Gary7's version!
(That is your 'shop, isn't it, Gary? Terrific work!)
Wesley knew he was in trouble when Captain Picard enforced the 'no wanking on the ship' rule.
Wesley knew he was in trouble when Captain Picard enforced the 'no wanking on the ship' rule.
Also the no wankers rule.
Thanks for the Win! 
Lwaxana: "My research on the previous Enterprises is almost complete. Thank you for indulging me."
Worf: "Is that the crew manifest for the first 1701? That Christine Chapel is quite the looker."
Lwaxana: "Yes she is."
Wesley (thinking): "Note to self. Security takes Hide & Seek seriously."
Reg: "...and we all know you and Deanna will wind up together. But she'll never commit as long as you keep hooking up with every alien that comes along."
Geordi: "He's got a point."
Wil (groaning): "I liked you better when you were insecure."
Worf: *ZAP* "Stop. Or I'll shoot."
Security Officer: "We really need to work on your timing."
Data: "I agree, the resolution is impressive. You should be very proud. However, would you mind switching it back to the game. Commander Riker and I have a bet riding on it."
Lwaxana: "My research on the previous Enterprises is almost complete. Thank you for indulging me."
Worf: "Is that the crew manifest for the first 1701? That Christine Chapel is quite the looker."
Lwaxana: "Yes she is."
Wesley (thinking): "Note to self. Security takes Hide & Seek seriously."
Reg: "...and we all know you and Deanna will wind up together. But she'll never commit as long as you keep hooking up with every alien that comes along."
Geordi: "He's got a point."
Wil (groaning): "I liked you better when you were insecure."
Worf: *ZAP* "Stop. Or I'll shoot."
Security Officer: "We really need to work on your timing."
Data: "I agree, the resolution is impressive. You should be very proud. However, would you mind switching it back to the game. Commander Riker and I have a bet riding on it."
Barclay: "See, Commander? I attach tiny LED lights to my fingertips, and when I swish my hand rapidly from left to right, it leaves a visual after-image that looks just like a warp power conduit!"
Riker: "Barclay, you are becoming a monumental pain in the ass!"
Barclay: "Say it again. 'I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General'".
Riker: "I am... the merry model... of a major modern general."
Baclay: "No, let's try it again."
Geordi: "We're never gonna get anything done around here."
Guinan: "Impressive, isn't it?"
Data: "Indeed."
Guinan: "Kind of puts that whole Sumerian Sunset drink to shame."
Data: "Well..."
Wesley: Come on , Isis. Do your last batch of captions so I can get out of here.
Barclay: I'm sorry, gentlemen, but no one is leaving Engineering until I find out where this disembodied hand is coming from!
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