TNG Caption This 240: Please, Please, don't be thankful for this.

[Jonas Grumby]

Crusher: "Oh, by the way, are you aware that Vash has posted pictures of your dingleberries on her Spacebook page?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Yar: Ensign Toonces, please stop humping the tactical console.

 

[Nerys Myk]

YAR:Back on Turkana IV, these were quite the delicacy.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

In her younger years, Lieutenant Slocombe often put her pussy out on the console for all to see.

 

[JB2005]

In her younger years, Lieutenant Slocombe often put her pussy out on the console for all to see.

 

[boco]

Picard: I throw up every morning, Bev..
Crusher: You must be pregnant, Jean Luc..That damn Vash...

Spot: I'm a changeling, I know multiple techmiques and can take any shape
Tasha: Oh, you jewel!

Worf: This isn't a dirty jokes contest, I bet Rikes will loose

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Riker: Dammit, Kolrami, I said I'd get my manicure before yours!!

 

[Holdfast]

Prospects for a live-action version of TAS diminished after the Lt M'Ress/TNG crossover demonstrated the limits of current FX technology.

 

[Gary7]

In order to help ensure a fair ruling on the game, Worf activated the Judge Judy hologram.

 

[Supernuke]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Cat (puts on a top hat and cane and proceeds to dance and sing): Hello my baby, hello my honey...

Tasha: Check Please!

 

[KNH]

Worf (singing): The ptaQ of Seviiiiiiiiilleeee
Picard: Impressive as that is, Mr. Worf, you're one week late with that performance.

 

[Isis]

Picard: "OK, Deanna, take the photo and be done with it."

<brief pause>

Picard (in a quiet voice, turning to Crusher): "I'll never figure out why some people have to put every single thing on Spacebook."

 

[Isis]

Yar (into comm badge): "Sir, I just found out what happened to that turkey that went missing from the head table."

 

[Isis]

Riker (to self): "Damn. After taking a half hour getting these gizmos on my fingers, I just got the urge to pee."

 

[Isis]

Riker (in a quiet voice, turning to Worf): "If nothing else, this holiday meal has taught me that driving isn't the only task that needs to be off limits to Deanna."

Crusher: "Jean-Luc, these croissants aren't up to your usual standards."

Picard (to self): "Effing Pillsbury. I guess I shouldn't have bought into all that crescent roll hype."

 

[LeadHead]

New cintestinal coming later today! Stay tuned.

 

[LeadHead]

At long last, the new contest is up!

Go forth and caption!

 

[T'Girl]

Producer (OS): "I'm sorry Denise, but owing to falling ratings, you're going to be replaced with the new character of Ensign Fuffy."

Denise: "At least you're not replacing me with the rumored "Hedge Hog" character.

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