TNG Caption This #226: Hello, Welcome

[Isis]

The first annual Enterprise face palm contest didn't go well. Worf was overly smug when he won, and Picard, who fancied himself "the Face Palm Authority," was a very sore loser.

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: "Made on Remus." What the hell??!?!!?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

We've secretly replaced Captain Picard's phaser rifle with a studio-quality replica issued by the Franklin Mint, based on authentic filming computer models.

Let's see if he can tell the difference.

Picard: "Numbah One, where the hell did all this pewter and gold come from?"

 

[BriGuy]

Pakled phaser instructions:
1. You point at thing.
2. You push button to make thing glow and go.
3. Have a nice day.

 

[milo bloom]

Thanks for the win!

 

[milo bloom]

Troi: " That crate will be for my mother, and that big one for Mr. Homm."

La Forge: "Um, I'm not sure Captain Picard would approve-"

Troi: "It was his idea. I was just going to airlock them."

 

[Vulpes]

Picard: Keiko, I told you to stop putting up futuristic versions of Hokusai woodblock prints!

(Anyone get this?)

Troi: It was making these scary beeping noises and flashing, so I threw it down the warp shaft and I heard this foom sound.

Worf: Captain, I hate to say I told you so, but... I warned you that Klingon dentists don't believe in anesthesia.

If Picard didn't stop making fun of his beard, Worf was going to take action.

Riker: Picard Day art contest submissions get more abstract every year...

 

[Gary7]

Deanna: "Look Geordi, they're under my full control."

Geordi was not amused with Deanna's "making it look like the engineering staff are marionette puppets" pantomime.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "Oh, Geordi, are you still looking for Christie Henshaw? I just saw her slipping into that maintenance crawlway."
Henshaw (OS): "Goddammit, Deanna!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: I'm on my lunch break. Can't this "hull breach" thing wait until I get back?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Keiko, I told you to stop putting up futuristic versions of Hokusai woodblock prints!

(Anyone get this?)

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"Wave off Mt. Fuji"?

 

[Isis]

(With apologies to everybody...)

Troi: "The ant colony is over there...what are you, blind?"

 

[Gary7]

Deanna: "Geordi baby, can't you see it? Floatin' right over here... it's a tiny pink elephant--so cute." (giggle)
Geordi: "Deanna, you weren't supposed to pop those pills while you're on duty!"

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the KBL Award LH!

Troi: "So its righty tighty, lefty loosey. This Engineering thing isn't that hard to figure out."

LaForge: "Let's leave Engineering to the Engineers, ok? I know you're excited about the promotion and all, but until you get a little more command time under your belt, why don't you get familiar with the Bridge stations, maybe take a shift or two at the helm. What's the worst that could happen?"

 

[Holdfast]

Couldn't resist an awful meme pun...

The TNG crew's dramatic production of The Little Dutch Boy

TROI: Finally, you're here to repair the dyke. Hurry and block up the hole.
GEORDI: Lucky you got your finger in there first though. You might even say, you got in before the (b)lock...

 

[Vulpes]

"Wave off Mt. Fuji"?

If by that you mean The Great Wave Off Kanagawa, then yes.

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: Mr.Worf! A "wet willy" is a licked finger in the ear. Not taking out your willy and peeing in my face while shouting "WET WILLY".

Worf: Oh.

Picard: So I'm old and I drool a lot. So what?!

 

[LeadHead]

Ladies and gents, I apologize for the delay. Comp issues. Grrrrr. Hopefully I'll get a new contest up later tonight or tomorrow morning.

 

[Isis]

^ ^ ^ ^
Hi LeadHead:

Do you think it could have been this site rather than your computer? I was having trouble with this site a couple hours ago.

 

[LeadHead]

^ Thanks for asking Isis. Sadly it's not related to the website at all. It's my computer being evil.

Anyhoo, on a happier note, we have a new contest!

Link right here!