TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay

[Jonas Grumby]

Barclay: "Hey, Doc, who's your little friend? There's nothin' like a sweet Asian babe to bring out the Howlin' Mad Murdock in me!"
Ogawa: "What...?"
Crusher: "I haven't got a clue! But I think it's best we just avoid eye contact and keep walking!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Barclay [thinking]: All right, remember what Counselor Troi told you... imagine them all in their underwea—OH MY GOD PICARD ISN'T WEARING ANY!

WES: If I were you, I'd be more concerned about Riker.

REG: So, are the nurses having Goofy Hairstyle Day or something?

 

[boco]

Troi:"Reg, uges like that are quite normal. While I admit seeing my respresentation in the holodeck was a bit..disconcerting, I know you meant no harm."

Red:"Counselor, that was the PG rated program. Did you run the holodeck program "Troi In Leather?"

Troi:"Reg....."

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[boco]

Reg: Believe me, Deanna, The Leather Troi IS better than the Godess of empathy! just come with me and I'll show you..

 

[boco]

Barclay: Computer , access holodeck programe Leather Troi, transfer data to my quarters, directly to my bed..

Computer:[Program currently not availible.]

Reg:"Why?"

Computer:[300 crew members are currently running that program.]

*Reg just sobs*

 

[boco]

Worf: Why were you hiding inside the transporter buffer Mr. Barclay

Reg: I had to! Mrs. Troi has been chasing me all over the ship ever since the Captain turned her down..

 

[LeadHead]

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[LeadHead]

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