TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay
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Reg: I mean, I was just sort of wondering if you had some reason why you like showing more of the right one than the left one
Troi: Wasn't my idea, needed some space to put the commbadge.
Reg: Still doesn't explain why you need to expose the right one more...
Reg: (Thinking) Wait a minute... What am I complaining about?
Barclay: And in closing, I'd like to thank you all for being my imaginary friends!
Wesley: Oh, my, god.
Picard: Why thank you, Mister Barclay, for that interesting presentation! Doctor, Counselor Troi, wasn't that interesting? Perhaps you'd both like to hear a bit more about the Lieutenant's presentation in sickbay?
Troi: I think that would be wonderful!
Beverly: Why, yes! Perhaps Mister Worf would be interested in, um, hearing more about the presentation, too.
Riker: Mister Worf, accompany the Doctor, the Counselor, and Mister Barclay to sickbay.
Worf: This way!
Geordi: Nice going, Reg.
Data: I am quite confused.
Barclay: Wow, what a rush!
Worf: Doctor Crusher says he needs to be treated for radiation exposure.
Geordi: Reg, I'm glad you've gotten over your holo-addiction, but this transporter addiction is starting to get dangerous. Five hundred intra-ship transports in less than six hours. I'm going to have to check, but that might be a record.
Barclay: I had no idea this could be so much fun.
Barclay instantly regretted agreeing to join the Enterprise Freemasons Society the second he was told about the initiation ceremony.
Worf: Indeed Mr Barclay, I have never had any sympathy for the fool. But I've no idea why you felt the need to ask me such an odd question. I suggest you quit your jibber jabbering forthwith.
Not a caption, but whose face it that, poking out from under Geordi's hip?
^ 
I didn't even SEE that!
Geordi: I bet Admiral Nechayev has NEVER been goosed like that, Reg.
Barclay: But I--i..I didn't MEAN to-- I t-t-tripped!
Worf: For such a small woman, her strength is admirable. I believe she threw you several meters.
Voice on Computer: Do you expect me to talk, Goldshirt?
Barclay: No, Mr. Bashir. I expect you to die.
Troi's extensive years of training didn't give her the words to say to a man who was depressed because his WoW wife left him.
Barclay: And -- and, that erm...that completes this, I mean my, my poetry reading. Thank you.
Riker, whispering to Picard: Do you think he's aware he just read next week's duty stations roster?
I didn't even SEE that!
Geordi: I bet Admiral Nechayev has NEVER been goosed like that, Reg.
Barclay: But I--i..I didn't MEAN to-- I t-t-tripped!
Worf: For such a small woman, her strength is admirable. I believe she threw you several meters.
Voice on Computer: Do you expect me to talk, Goldshirt?
Barclay: No, Mr. Bashir. I expect you to die.
Troi's extensive years of training didn't give her the words to say to a man who was depressed because his WoW wife left him.
Barclay: And -- and, that erm...that completes this, I mean my, my poetry reading. Thank you.
Riker, whispering to Picard: Do you think he's aware he just read next week's duty stations roster?
BARCLAY: Whelp, that takes care the Klingons. Spock you have the bridge. Uhura, meet me in my quarters.
UHURA: Say what???!!!!
Spock: sir, there's no point pretending, we can all see you checking out the helmsman.
OR:
Reg: Crap, Captain Sisko just walked on the bridge. How the hell did he get here?!
TROI: Have you tried Enzyte?
Barkley: "No "Smilin' Boner Bob" was an ancestor of mine said that shit never worked"
Barclay - My name is Reginald, and I'm an alcoholic.
Picard - Mr Barclay, this is the bridge, and we are in the middle of a fight with the Borg!
Barclay - well I didn't say I'd stopped drinking yet.
Crusher - I don't want to cause any panic, but I am almost certain that man behind me escaped from a maximum security stockade. Call Admiral Decker immediately.
Barclay - Well I guess I can sort of see the resemblance, but Murdock has much less hair, and spends all of his time living in a fantasy world. We're nothing alike.
"Hey, this Amy chick don't half look like that hermaphrodite Riker had his end away on...
Reg: I've had it!
Worf: Calm down...
Reg: All these A-Team jokes! I did more than Murdoch you know, I'm a huge film and TV stars with a long and notable list of credits...
Worf: Like what?
Reg: Well... Errr... I did an episode of The New Outer Limits!
Geordi: Ohhh was it one of the ones where you got to see some tits?
Reg: well, no...
Geordi: Ah, that's crap.
Worf: Indeed, doing an episode of The New Outer Limits without gratuitous naked breasts would be as daft as agreeing to play a Star Trek character who doesn't get to cavort with green half naked women.
Reg: Just rub it in.
Just a quick photoshop of something old... 
Picard: *under breath* That's where they went...
Picard: *under breath* That's where they went...
Not a caption, but whose face it that, poking out from under Geordi's hip?
Look closely. Its the guy Reg pulled out of the Matter Stream in Realm of Fear.
"So, yeah, airline food! What's the deal with that?"
Barclay [thinking]: All right, remember what Counselor Troi told you... imagine them all in their underwea—OH MY GOD PICARD ISN'T WEARING ANY!
Worf: Hey, Barclay! I can feel some real definition here! You been workin' out?
Ogawa: Doctor, that man is staring daggers at you!
Crusher: What? Oh, that's just Barclay. He's mad because I just announced I'm doing the prostate exams in alphabetical order.
"Alex, I'd like to phone a friend."
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