TNG Caption This #222: Miles O'Brien, Transporting Across The Universe

[LeadHead]

Happy Friday everyone! Hope you've all had good times and good weeks!

First up to the plate, we have the "Dating Advice Gone Wrong" Award, going to:

Troi (OS): "That wasn't what I meant by 'It would do you some good to go out and catch a man for yourself.'"

Next, the "Please don't let this happen in real life" Award, goes to:

The new Star Trek Experience was the victim of severe budget cuts.

Next, the "Paparazzi" Award goes to:

Data: Crap, that film crew is still following us. Hurry!

Next, the "Who ya gonna Call" Award goes to:

Yar: Captain, is that your Ready Room refrigerator?
Demon [off-screen]: ZUUUUUL!

Next, the "Don't tell the Captain, the Babysitter's Dead" award goes to:

Tasha: When Mom and Dad get home, they are gonna be so pissed.

Our Photoshop award goes to:

Picard: Yes, Wesley is a very bright boy.

Thanks to all of our players and congratulations to all of our winners! I've decided to go a little further on our character centric contests and am working on a great way to finish them in a few weeks, more details to come soon! In the meantime, lets spend a little time with everyone's favorite transporter chief, before he became a Chief of Operations.

And to honor the Space Shuttle...

Have fun!

 

[LeadHead]

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Worf: We're gonna have a romantic moment in here. So, get lost.

O'Brien: Uh, Captain, that's VERY dangerous!

Picard: Who let you onto the Bridge?

O'Brien: And if you look closely, you can see that there actually was Corbomite on the original Enterprise.

Worf: I really don't wanna tell the Captain that more than half of the Senior Staff isn't here yet.

O'Brien: 52 stars?

Riker: Don't get too excited, Maui and Oahu became their own states.

 

[Vulpes]

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Thanks for the win.

O'Brien wants YOU for Starfleet!

 

[inflatabledalek]

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O'Brien: You know it's lucky, I nearly wore the same thing.

Picard: Damn you O'Brien, did you really think you could wear a Lt's rank insignia forever without one of us noticing? I know you like to impress hot alien chicks who beam aboard by pretending to be an officer but it ends here. Now, lets never mention this again.

O'Brien: The computer shows there's a 95% chance someone will work a "You know why" gag into a caption for the picture of me and Riker.

O'Brien liked to make himself look taller by standing next to the short arsed Betazoid whenever possible.

O'Brien: But Sir, why do you think I'd destroy an ancient NASA spacecraft?
Riker: You know why O'Brien!
O'Brien: I'm not sure that works...
Riker: Just role with it, it's a tradition or old charter or something.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Worf: "Ah, Chief O'Brien! I don't believe you've met my squeeze!"

O'Brien: "Sir...why is Commander Data sitting at my position?"
Picard: "Didn't you tell me you wanted to transfer to the Transporter Room?"
O'Brien: "No, sir."
Picard: "Right. Report there immediately."

O'Brien: "Psst, Williams! Williams! Stop picking your nose!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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O'BRIEN: I'll pass on the threesome, if you don't mind.

O'BRIEN (thinking): He might have the others fooled with that phoney French bull, but this bastard is a British as the bloody Queen!

O'Brien: See, he leans when he walks.

O'BRIEN:Dude, don't bogart that joint!

RIKER: Hells yeah! This is going in the trophy room!

O'BRIEN: We kicked that Space Nazi's ass!!!!!

PICARD (os): It was a NASA ship.

O'BRIEN: Yeah, thats what I said.

 

[Smellincoffee]

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Worf: Do not think that your insults toward me are forgotten, O'Brien. I may be journeying to the Klingon Empire to fight for my people, but I will return one day. And then I shall have VENGEANCE.
O'Brien, thinking: Good thing I'm headed off to the arse end of nowhere in the Bajoran sector, heh.

O'Brien: And here are the piloting controls..
Troi, thinking: Mmm, chocolate.

Picard: Ah, O'Brien. I need you to fix the replicator in my office.
O'Brien: Sir, I realize I may do a lot of miscellanous jobs aboard the Enterprise, but if there's one thing I'm not, it's a mechanic.

Riker: Obviously an important archaeological find, Captain. The "A" hadn't even taken its modern form yet.
O'Brien, thinking: Looks like someone shouldn't have skipped so many history lessons chasing skirts.

O'Brien, as respectfully as possible: You seem to have forgotten your uniform trousers, ma'am. Were you just playing tennis?

And that is the story of how Miles O'Brian fell from the ranks of the officers to manning the lonely transporter station.

 

[LeadHead]

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O'Brien: I dunno, he sounds British to me...

Worf: SHHHH!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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O'Brien (sotto voce): "Wow! You look terrific in that uniform! It really accentuates your physique!"
Worf: "Why, thank you, Chief!"
O'Brien: "I wasn't talking to you, numbnuts!"

 

[UssGlenn]

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O'Brien (thinking): "Torpedoes away!"

 

[Finn]

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Deanna: *thinking* I hope nobody realized I forgot my underwear this morning.

 

[LeadHead]

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Deanna: *thinking* I hope nobody realized I forgot my underwear this morning.

Worf and O'Brien: We did.

Worf: You really shouldn't have telepathically transmitted that.

 

[Gary7]

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O'Brien: "Worf, random body cavity searches are standard TSA procedure. Honest, I didn't do anything unethical to her."

O'Brien: "Captain, I'm tired of working that bloody transporter. I want a reassignment to engineering."
Picard: (mumbling) "Not again..."
O'Brien: "And if I can't have it, I'm going to take that chief engineer position on DS9. Much bigger quarters, too!"

O'Brien: "But you don't drink it just yet. You've got to wait for the head to form. Watch the magic as the tiny bubbles rise. That is the unique experience of a Guiness."
Troi: "Fascinating... Uh, bartender? I'll have a cosmo."

O'Brien: "Counselor, you're sure you never were a cheerleader?"

Riker: "Next entry for the art competition is by Miles O'Brien. It pays hommage to the long defunct NASA organization that mysteriously curtailed manned space flight in 2011, setting our progress back 100 years."

 

[Gary7]

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O'Brien: See, he leans when he walks.

O'Brien: "And if he's really frustrated, he angles his head to the left too. You mean to tell me, you've never noticed this?"

 

[Gary7]

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Troi: (thinking) Between Worf on the left and O'Brien on the right, it's like standing in the middle of a bloody well!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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OBRIEN (thinking): I probably shouldn't have taken that Viagra.

 

[Vulpes]

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O'Brien's entreaties for a better-fitting uniform with shorter sleeves fell on deaf ears.

Riker was always very aggressive in his souvenir hunting.

Riker: "Well, Captain, we were running out of boards, so O'Brien and I decided we could make the picket fence out of old NASA parts."

 

[Gary7]

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Troi: (thinking) Wait... this isn't the tryouts for the cheerleader team. I'm in the wrong cargo bay!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Don Rickles hologram (performing on stage): "What an audience! A Klingon, a mick and, judging by those bumpers, a 1955 Buick!"

 

[Bob Karo]

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Troi: And what does that one do?

O'Brien: That one? That's the rubber ducky. We don't talk about the rubber ducky.