TNG Caption This #211: Beep Beep!

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  1. Smellincoffee

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    Picard: Number One, I've come to a decision. It is you who shall marry Troi.
    Worf: (growl)
    Picard: Keep up that attitude, Mr. Worf, and I'll transfer you to an outpost in the middle of nowhere.

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    Crusher: I believe it's called "surprize buttsecks".

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    Riker: What is it, Data?
    Data: A data card belonging to Captain Picard.
    Riker: He must have misplaced it in engineering: I'll take it to him.
    Data: Commander, I now have reason to suspect that Captain Picard is not, in fact, from LaBarre, but is a Yorkshireman.
    Riker: That's preposterous, Data! Haven't you heard him speak? He's positively French.
     
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    Data: Someone has replaced the isolinear chip with a flimsy butane lighter.

    Riker: Sabotage?

    Data: It appears so Commander.

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    Data: We appear to have stumbled upon the set of a post-apocalyptic earth film of the 1980s, most interesting.

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    Man: All right, all right! I take it back, you look just fine in purple!

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    And that was the last time Q ever asked for a back rub.

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    Picard: And if I lean this way Counselor Troi looks like the neighbor from "Home Improvement."
     
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  4. Mistral

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    Geordi; Sorry Data, the last time I took you in for maintenance, I must have left a few parts out.
     
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  8. LeadHead

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    Data: Not USB compatible, toss it.
     
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    GEORDI: Are you seeing this Data? This could revolutionize science!!!!!

    DATA: Indeed, its probably the most important breakthrough since Cochrane discovered Warp drive. Do you not agree Commander Riker?

    RIKER: Yeah...uh groundbreaking. We should contact Starfleet

    (Data and Geordi laugh)

    GEORDI: We're just effing with you, Commander. Its a worthless piece of plastic.

    RIKER: I hate you both.
     
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    Q: "Ouch! The girls on Risa are much more gentle when doing that than you are!"
    Crusher: "Yeah, and I'll bet they charge more, too!"
    Q: "Ow!!"
     
  11. Alrik

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    Data: "I do not understand. What does it mean to be 'Rick Rolled'?"

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    Worf: "Finally, I place I can call home. What do you think Commander?"

    Data: "Might I suggest getting a maid?"

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    Data: "How many times have I told you, NO BLEACH?! My Command uniform is ruined."

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    Q: "Using the whole fist there, Doc?"

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    Picard: "Tag. You're it."
     
  12. Alrik

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    Q: "OUCH! Easy Doc, not so rough."

    Crusher: "Rough?! In my circle, that's considered foreplay."
     
  13. Honorable Ensign

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    Riker: Oh. Uh, sorry, Data.
     
  14. LeadHead

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