TNG Caption This #211: Beep Beep!

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Number One, I've come to a decision. It is you who shall marry Troi.
Worf: (growl)
Picard: Keep up that attitude, Mr. Worf, and I'll transfer you to an outpost in the middle of nowhere.

Crusher: I believe it's called "surprize buttsecks".

Riker: What is it, Data?
Data: A data card belonging to Captain Picard.
Riker: He must have misplaced it in engineering: I'll take it to him.
Data: Commander, I now have reason to suspect that Captain Picard is not, in fact, from LaBarre, but is a Yorkshireman.
Riker: That's preposterous, Data! Haven't you heard him speak? He's positively French.

 

[Subcommander R.]

Data: Someone has replaced the isolinear chip with a flimsy butane lighter.

Riker: Sabotage?

Data: It appears so Commander.

Data: We appear to have stumbled upon the set of a post-apocalyptic earth film of the 1980s, most interesting.

Man: All right, all right! I take it back, you look just fine in purple!

And that was the last time Q ever asked for a back rub.

Picard: And if I lean this way Counselor Troi looks like the neighbor from "Home Improvement."

 

[Mistral]

Data: "There is ONE light!"

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "No, Deanna, Worf's biceps are bigger. Trust me."

 

[Isis]

Crusher: "That's the last time you swallow a 'top secret' microdot on my watch!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Geordi; Sorry Data, the last time I took you in for maintenance, I must have left a few parts out.

 

[Mysterion]

CRUSHER: Yes, I am a proctologist. Why do you ask?

 

[LeadHead]

Data: Not USB compatible, toss it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Are you seeing this Data? This could revolutionize science!!!!!

DATA: Indeed, its probably the most important breakthrough since Cochrane discovered Warp drive. Do you not agree Commander Riker?

RIKER: Yeah...uh groundbreaking. We should contact Starfleet

(Data and Geordi laugh)

GEORDI: We're just effing with you, Commander. Its a worthless piece of plastic.

RIKER: I hate you both.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Q: "Ouch! The girls on Risa are much more gentle when doing that than you are!"
Crusher: "Yeah, and I'll bet they charge more, too!"
Q: "Ow!!"

 

[Alrik]

Big thanks for the Win LH!

Data: "I do not understand. What does it mean to be 'Rick Rolled'?"

Worf: "Finally, I place I can call home. What do you think Commander?"

Data: "Might I suggest getting a maid?"

Data: "How many times have I told you, NO BLEACH?! My Command uniform is ruined."

Q: "Using the whole fist there, Doc?"

Picard: "Tag. You're it."

 

[Alrik]

Q: "OUCH! Easy Doc, not so rough."

Crusher: "Rough?! In my circle, that's considered foreplay."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

DATA: Interesting, I appear to be pregnant.

Riker: Oh. Uh, sorry, Data.

 

[LeadHead]

All done here Ladies and Gents! Energize....