TNG Caption This #202: Shock and Awe

[Herkimer Jitty]

Riker: "Worf, have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Wesley: ''Sir, something's wrong with my console... Do you perhaps know what the Task Manager is? It's enclosed in a small object with blue border, and has a red X to the far right.''
Picard: ''It's probably one of those annoying Romulan computer viruses again. Data, protect the main computer memory.''
Data: ''Do I go through the green Start function to accomplish that, sir?''
Picard: ''Damn, the bastards upgraded it...''

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Wesley: Sorry, my bad! I seem to have had it in reverse.
Data: Careful, Wesley! If you hit the space dock, Starfleet will revoke your flight status ... and mine.
Picard: I apologize, Brull, but as families are on board, part of my responsibility is driver's education.
Brull: Kid, you may be a math wiz, but you're pretty uncoordinated, aren't you?

 

[Isis]

Picard: "I don't get it, Mistah Data."

Data (OS): "Do not get what, Captain?"

Picard: "The Old Spice Guy has people running after him, not away from him."

Data (OS): "He doesn't use the whole bottle at once, Sir."

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win!-Mistral

Riker: "This is a very special mission. We're going to miniaturize you and insert you into Mistral's hard drive. Your job is to monitor his TrekBBS quoting and, if he makes a mistake, re-arrange the actual pixels until the quote makes sense.
This isn't going to be easy, and some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay."

 

[Mistral]

Wesley: "Data, am I hallucinating?"

Data: "No, Wesley, I also see them. Captain, we have ants in the console!"

Picard: "Damn, if they're in the console they'll be in my Earl Grey, too!"

 

[Vassa]

Finally! No more fingerprints!

 

[Supernuke]

The captain was not amused by the new fad of personal cloaking devices.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Nicely Done Mister Crusher, we ran that crazy Sports Utility Starship off the space road!

Data: Captain, we could get pulled over for this.

Picard: Excellent, then all that's in danger is Wesley's Learners Permit.

 

[Isis]

Wesley: "This wart on my hand is getting much larger. I really should have someone take a look at it."

Once again, Troy regretted his inability to beg off looking at colleagues' vacation photos.

 

[Skywalker]

Two-part entry...

Picard: "Finally, alone at last!"

Lwaxana: "Hello, darling!"
Picard: *sigh*

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Despite unconventional casting, the Enterprise's production of Romeo and Juliet was a big hit!

 

[LeadHead]

Game's over on this contest.

Game on over here!