TNG Caption This #191: Crew Rotations

[LeadHead]

Worf: Awwwww... Counselor Troi says I'm cute. Hang on, I'll write a note for you to pass back to her.

Worf: Commander, our tests confirm that you've lost your mojo.

Crusher: Return Fire!

Tate: That wasn't an attack, the helmsman bumped an asteroid because you distracted him with a massage.

Data: Since I've been made Acting First Officer, any chance for a promotion too?

Riker: Dad?

O'Brien: Surprise!

Riker: Well, it's been a nice visit. Bye.

Riker beams his Father away.

 

[Isis]

Worf was not happy with his Christmas gift from the rest of the crew, a remote-control Captain Picard.

Riker: "O'Brien, is it my imagination or are you starting to morph into a Ferengi?"

Data and Worf were in serious danger of failing handfolding in Miss Manners' etiquette class.

 

[Isis]

Picard: "So Klingons have soap operas, too."

Riker: "And they're as bad as ours."

Worf: "Could you two be quiet while my story is on?" <grimaces>

Crusher: "No problem, Ensign. You helped me get rid of Pulaski, so the way I see it, I owed you one."

 

[J.Ashmore]

Worf (thinking): I can't believe he wore that uniform with those shoes...