TNG Caption This #191: Crew Rotations

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[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard couldn't believe he'd suddenly joined the 80's Houston Astros.

 

[ThankQ]

"Hey, if I put on one of those cool new uniforms, you know, with the collar and all, and without the hot-glued craftshow piping, can I come I front with you guys?"

 

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[Gary7]

Worf: "Excellent. You have done fine work, Data. This mannequin replica of Captain Picard is flawless."
Data: "Worf, what do you intend to do with it?"
Worf: "All I can say is that it is going to be part of an epic practical joke."

Worf was unfortunately unaware that Picard and Riker were directly behind him, observing his viewing of some pretty outlandish Klingon porn.

Beverly: "Tag, you're it!"

Worf: (thinking) This meeting is terribly boring. I think I'll just take a nap...

O'Brien couldn't believe it... Riker really sucked at Grand Prix II.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Do you think this disguise will work?

Worf: No, Crusher will know it's you and make you be in the play next week.

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "Damn it, again the wrong universe."
Data: "Fascinating. Commander Riker is a transporter officer?"
Riker (far background): "But hey, I sure look good with that beard."

 

[LeadHead]

Ensign Johnson: Little lower...

Crusher: Lower and my hands are on the chair.

Ensign Johnson: Yeah, hint, hint!

 

[Gary7]

Beverly's idea of using zombies for the bridge crew was intriguing, but not very effective. Not only did they stink, they required constant prodding just to do anything.

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: We're very pleased with your work here at Ops, Worf. You're an invaluable member of the crew.

Worf: Thanks, given that you've got a nameless Ensign doing my old job now, I know I didn't have any respect for me before.

 

[Gary7]

Worf: "The ingredients are rather simple, but the resulting beverage is quite tasty. And intoxicating. Everybody want one?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: What do you mean it's not Captain Sulu Day?

 

[Subcommander R.]

Worf: I will take this report Mr. Picard, now run along and make me a sandwich. Pansy

Lemonparty.org was not well-received by the bridge crew.

Dr. Crusher was incredibly displeased when she caught one of the officers viewing Frasier reruns on the main viewer.

Data: Now that I am in a position of greater authority, I am ordering that each Tuesday shall be known as 'Spot Appreciation Day.' Further, every day Mister Worf must tell him he is a pretty cat. And a good cat.

O'Brien: Thinks he can do my job, can he? We'll see how happy he looks when three ensigns are inside-out on the pad...

 

[Vasquez Rocks]

Deleted Scene from Suspicions: Dr. Crusher's punishment for illegally performing an autopsy on a Ferengi scientist, was being demoted to Acting Lice Lady of the Enterprise.

 

[Captain Crow]

Beverly: There's one. Shoot that one. There's another one. You missed that one. There's a...

Ensign Stinky Whizzleteats: You know I could fight them a lot better if you would just sit down and shut the hell up.

Jellico, off screen: I'm terrible with names so from now on I'm going to call you two Mr. Ketchup Man and Mr. Mustard Man.

Worf, under his breath: Oh for fuck sake.

 

[Mistral]

Worf: "...and then, if you hit this button it makes really cool sounds."

Riker: "I never knew that!"

Picard: "Neither did I, Number One!"

Worf: "And you said drinking on the job was a bad idea!"

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the W!

Worf: "I haven't manned this station in years. If you would like me to fill in for Commander Data, I would be more than happy to.However, I do have one request. Can we get the recliners back?"

 

[Velocity]

Troi: Let's begin our relaxation exercises with a little handplay. This is the church...
Worf: This is no church!
Data: I must agree with Mr. Worf,counselor.
Troi: Well then, let's proceed with a different kind of 'handplay'.
Worf: This is much more relaxing, counselor.
Data: Uh, counselor Troi, are we finished with churches? Mr. Worf appears to be pitching a tent instead.

 

[Gary7]

Meetings can be a great time for a nap...
(watch Worf)