TNG Caption This #180: That's a headache...

[Mojochi]

Picard: Well don't just stand there looking as dumb as a doorknob.... Wait a minute... I've got an idea

Limbering up after a long night of some Android lovin is a bad time to discover you stepped in some of his cat's poop

Dorn: Shit, I hope this isn't one of those alternate dimension episodes where I'm gone for the whole damn thing

Kirk was right.................. I should've stayed in the Nexus

It never went over well, when during transport, Worf would start in with the ass grabbing

 

[Jonas Grumby]

LaForge (OS): "Ah, limbering up to enhance your combat prowess? Or are you just getting ready for a second date with Data?"
Yar (sighing): "I'm never going to live that down, am I."
LaForge: "Nope."

 

[Santa Kang]

PICARD: Access denied?

RIKER: Reminds me of every date I went on in high school.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Access denied? Well...she's got no reason to be pissed at me. What the hell did you say to her?"

 

[Isis]

Yar (to self): "Why are they complaining so much? It's not that pungent."

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Sorry Number One, your quarters have been declared a biohazard.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Riker: London. I hate London.

 

[T'Girl]

Riker: London. I hate London.

LaForge: Why do all the sidewalks smell like rancid urine?

Riker: San Francisco, I hate San Francisco.

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "Damn. I was really looking forward to rubbing shoulders with the likes of Paris or Li-Lo."

Picard: "What did the doorman mean by 'standards'?"

 

[Alrik]

Geordi: "Singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain, what a glorious feelin' I'm......"

Worf *hushed voice*: "Make him stop right now Commander or I swear, I will beat him to within an inch of his life."

Riker: "Not a big fan of Show Tunes, are you Mr. Worf."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker (disgustedly): "'Beautiful planet!' you said. 'Great vacation spot! Gorgeous scenery!' you said. 'And we'll go during the off-season so we won't have to put up with the crowds!'"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "This is no time for Yar and Data to be joining the Mile High club."

Worf's career as a DJ was short-lived.

Worf (to himself): "This mist is making me feel very romantic.

A second later...

Worf: "Deanna, I've been waiting so long to show you how I really feel."

Riker: "It's me, you twit. And that's my ass."

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Dangit. O'Brien you beamed us into The Haunted Mansion again!

 

[Isis]

Yar: "Now, how does it go again? Oh yes. Open mouth, insert foot."

Picard: "Yes, that's it! It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with a Candlestick!"

 

[Isis]

Yar: "Picard said I'd better be prepared to kick some ass, but all it left me with was a sore foot."

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Damage report.

Yar: The viewscreen's toast.

Riker: Everyone use your iPads!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

The remastering of TNG proved to be more challenging than TOS.

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Damn. We finally get a restroom on the Enterprise, and it's always occupied."

 

[Isis]

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Whoops! Thought I could squeeze this one in, but I guess not. Oh well.