TNG Caption This #179: Galaxy Class Chaos!

[Jonas Grumby]

Q: "Like it? I call it the 'Lido Deck'! Why don't you slip into a bikini while I rustle up a couple of deck chairs!"

 

[Isis]

Crusher (to self): "Mind over matter, Beverly. Be strong. You can do it. You can stifle that fart."

Amanda: "OK, Q, you're doing a decent first position, but how are your pirouettes?"

 

[Alienesse]

My first attempt at a Star Trek caption

Picard: "Are you getting the hell off my bridge or what?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Welcome to the fun Alienesse!!!!!!

The 80s, when only the only thing bigger than the hair were the shoulder pads.

Morning cawfee spew!!!!!!!

 

[Alienesse]

Welcome to the fun Alienesse!!!!!!

Thank you, Yeoman Randi! Fun has never been more fun.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Mister Worf, Bring all weapons to bear....curses I need to cut my nails again!

 

[Vanyel]

Bar's closed. The "Captain" and I are going to have some one on one time.

 

[Isis]

The expedition members were overjoyed to find Chris Pike.

Guinan: "Anyone who stiffs the bartender will live to regret it."

Everyone but Picard realized he had a thumbsucking problem.

 

[Isis]

Crewmember: "Captain, a word to the wise. That 'pull my finger' routine has been done to death."

 

[Hedbergian]

Beverly: Click my heels three times and I'm back in Kansas. Could it really be that easy?

Corpse: NO, BITCH!!!!

Q: Flap harder mommy!!! We're going on the fly-fly!!!

How could you blame Guinan? A ship with 1,000 crew. Only 12 tables. Buy more drinks or GTFO!

 

[Isis]

Crewmember: "Captain, you really must try harder if you expect to have your Little Jack Horner routine ready by Christmas. Remember...when you put in your thumb, you have to pull out a plum."

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "Worf, you've got the Bridge. I gotta go find the head. It could take a while-there's only one, after all."

 

[Mistral]

Guinan: "Alright, who complained about my whiskey sours?"

 

[Mistral]

"Who left their banana peels in the holodeck again?!?!?"

 

[Vurok]

Crusher: It's ok... they're not ghosts, they're just Muslim.

I told you we shouldn't have called Picard a cheese-eating surrender monkey!

Q: "I believe that... the heart does go oooooon!"
Amanda: Yeeees! Thank god sound doesn't travel in the vacuum of space!

Guiynan: Say hello to my wicker friend!

Picard: You. Get your coat. You've pulled.

 

[Captain Crow]

Q: I'M KING OF THE...

[Q gets hit by an asteroid]

 

[jolene_b_fan]

for picard pic, I might have gone with "pull my finger". HA

 

[Vanyel]

Hey look, UPS just delivered the drink mixer 30,000.

 

[Captain Frank]

Guinan: Worf, I think you've had enough prune juice.

 

[Vanyel]

This is my rifle, this is my gun...