"Dammit Worf, I don't care if you've had enough, we are going to play rock-bat'leth-paper! Now, come on, best 7 out of 13!"
"It's very simple, Captain. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors."
