TNG Caption This #171: Whoops!

[LeadHead]

Hello there everyone! It's been a great week of great postings, time to go to a new contest!

And now, our winners!

First up, For showing us that there may have been 5 lights:

Picard: "This image is of the detention room I was being held in."

Jellico: "Yes, it is."

Picard: "But there are five lights here."

Jellico: "About that. You've been ordered to report to Dr. Crusher for an eye exam before you can re-assume command."

For showing us that people didn't always get along on the Luxury Liner:

Picard's new 3-D art poster was just enough of a gimmick to keep Will busy while his quarters were being ransacked.

For reminding me of good ole PBS kids shows:

Data (singing): "Ain't got no body..."

The Photoshop award was a tough one to judge this time around, there were some really good choices! But in the end, Futurama takes the prize:

Spiner: "Why the hell am I stuck in the janitor's closet when Frakes gets the front goddamn row?! This future sucks!"

Congratulations to all our winners!

I'm glad I had preselected this weeks pictures since TrekCore's galleries are offline. Here we go with our next round!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: I can't believe we were safer with Wesley Driving!

Worf: And the person who can kick the highest is... Riker?

Riker: I'm as surprised as you.

Picard: Mister Data, I have just returned from the Nexus. Arrest Soran now and we can keep the Enterprise-D!

 

[Subcommander R.]

Data: Captain, we appear to have gone over a speed bump too fast.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Riker.

The object appears sparkly, perhaps it is some type of fictitious emo vampire...

 

[milo bloom]

[obligatory seatbelt joke]

[obligatory Riker/stinknuts joke]

Data made the mistake of attempting to neuter Spot as he was ascending to a higher life form. Spot returned the favor by taking away Data's "full" functionality.

 

[Finn]

Worf: Thank Kahless Commander Riker does not wear the skant

Worf: Thank Kahless...

For Data's birthday, Geordi tweaked that little hologram of Tasha yar's a bit.

 

[Mistral]

The climb up Mt. Enterprise could be quite treacherous.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Riker:
It's just a jump to the left...
And then a beam to the right
Put your phaser on your hip
And bend your knees in tight
But it's the warp core breach
That really drives you insaaaaaaaaaane
Let's do the time WORF again!

Worf (offscreen):
I will kill you where you stand.

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

Riker: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

 

[Holdfast]

Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting... HUAH

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "Dammit! I'm up on the curb again!"

Riker: "...be aware, though, that if your opponent knows the counter move to this kick, you'll quickly find yourself writhing on the ground in pain trying to force your balls back down out of your throat."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Dammit Riker, stay in the center of the ship!

RIKERL Taking Care of Business, uh huh.

CREWMAN BUNKER: Aw, geez. An android and an Organian. Whats this woild coming to, Edith?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Riker's constant references to the Electric Slide were beginning to grate on the crew.

 

[Isis]

Well, someone was bound to do it...

Lens flare can strike when you least expect it.

 

[Vassa]

"Deck 18 to the bridge: Will you people knock it off up there? I'm trying to sleep!"

Riker: Next time we'll take those Yoga wimps for sure!

Troi (over intercom): Data, if I'm understanding these emotions correctly, I don't think that is his hand you're shaking.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Helmsman: "Ooptthh, had the thilly thing in reverthe!"

Riker: "This Thriller meme is getting out of hand."

Data: "Data to the bridge. Shatner's awesomeness is aboard."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: I knew it was a bad idea to leave the emergency parking brake on before we engaged the warp engines...

WILL: And THIS...is called the "Incontinent Buzzard."

It was very popular in 17th century Japan to confuse warlords when you wanted to defecate in their food.

Never stick a wet finger into a Calamarain, kids. (TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI: I picked one HELLUVA time to do my morning sit-ups...

 

[Alrik]

A WIN! Thanks LeadHead!

DATA: "I still do not understand the concept of 'rolling on the floor laughing my ass off'."

Worf (os): "Left foot green."

Geordi: "Commander, I don't think this is quite right. I thought Twister had different colored sqares and we go one at a time."

Data (singing): "Blinded by the light.."

 

[Alrik]

Picard (os): "Now lower your left arm.....HA! Nicely played Numbah One, you win. I didn't say Simon Says."

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Next time maybe we should read the sign and put on the snow chains?"

Riker: "Little help?"

La Forge: "Why, what's wrong?"

Riker: "I'm stuck."

Picard (off camera): "I've read about this back at the Academy. It abducts one of our people and returns them back as a scantily clad android."

Riker (off camera): "But Data's already an android."

Picard (off camera): "But he's not scantily clad."