Geordi LaForge.
The Smirnoff profile.
TNG Caption This #169- Better late than never
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Geordi LaForge.
The Smirnoff profile.
Worf: "Wow! Right in the 'nads! What the hell did you say to her?!"
Worf: "Well, time to gut the pig."
Crusher: "I can't watch, blood makes me nauseous."
Riker: "Guys, um, I'm still alive, here. In fact, I think I'm getting better..."
Worf: "Did you hear something, Dr. Crusher?"
WORF: Count to one hundred and I will hide somewhere on this deck.
But do NOT look up until you reach 100!!
BUNGEE TREK
The Next Degradation
With Riker incapacitated and tied up, Worf seized the oppritunity to mate with Troi.
RIKER: I sure hope that's my melting chocolate bar I'm feeling inside my uniform right now.
Worf: "...and after that, he says, 'But you don't have to take my word for it," and a series of Earth children start talking about books that have to do with hats, and at this point I am yelling at the screen, 'ENOUGH WITH THE HATS ALREADY!' But no, we go back to this 'Lamar' guy, and he still hasn't decided which hat he wants to buy..."
Sorry, Commander.
I cannot control my farts very well.
... so I'm bombing through this Iowa corn field in my adopted father's stolen corvette,
when this cop on a sky Harley pulls me over, no Geordi listen, the cop's named Francis
Poncherello, who names their kid "Francis," whooo Geordi check out the ass on that girl,
okay Geordi this is the good part, hey I'll buy you another "Blue Moon," so anyway ...
Girl one: "That's the third time I walk by them."
Girl two: "Maybe if you hiked you skirt up more?"
Girl one: "Any higher and my belly button going to show."
Girl two: "Great. The cute one just passed out."
Girl One: "It's getting late."
Girl two: "Well, we could double team the big one."
... so anyway I ask to see his badge and he said badge? I don't need no stinking badge ...
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Even Geordi was bored half to death by his own episodes.
Worf: "...and the Captain walked in on you? What did you do with the donkey?"
Riker: "Well at least if you are going to leave me like this at least put my pants back on!"
Crusher " Oh god yes please Worf"
Worf: Don't look at me, I'm not touching him below the belt, above the belt, how does that expression work when he's upside down?
Will picked the WORST possible time for his replicated taco dinner to come back for a visit...
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