Worf: "So she's walking a little funny. Doesn't necessarily mean something happened on her date with Ensign Logan last night."
TNG Caption This #169- Better late than never
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Worf: "So she's walking a little funny. Doesn't necessarily mean something happened on her date with Ensign Logan last night."
WORF: You MORON, don't TELL her it's Ruffie Juice.
GUY IN THE CORNER, OVER WORF'S SHOULDER: Oh SNAP!
WORF: Pretending you can't see your small penis won't make it go away, Commander.
RIKER: Nice place you've got here.
I'd enjoy it more if all the blood in my body weren't in my teeth right now.
RIKER: I will do the German dance for you. It's fun and gay and tralala. I hope you will enjoy my darnce, fidelyhey fidelyii eeh.
CRUSHER: THAT is NOT Wagner.
Lt. Worf: Of course prostitutes out here cost money and want to see it up front. Where do you think we are, Earth?
Do NOT feel too bad, Geordi.
Even I had to learn the hard way about shapeshifting Risan women with both sets of genitals.
Worf: "The beard did not fall off. It appears Commander Riker is now among the few and proud owners of facial folicles. This is most honorable.
Hum ... it appears Dr. Crusher is trying to become a member..."
RIKER: Can someone please get me down from here...before I end up urinating on my own face?!
RIKER: Can someone please get me down from here...before I end up urinating on my own face?!
Worf: "How long have you been up there, Commander?"
Riker: "Long enough to piss in my own face, that's how long!"
Crusher: "Ewww! TMI! TMI!"
Riker: "Too late..."
Don't be too upset, Commander.
Sooner or later the writers will give you your own episode that WON'T totally suck.
Worf: "Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note, don't worry... be happy..."
LaForge: "Someone please, shoot me in the head."
Why are you drinking mercury, Commander?
Is there something bothering you you would like to talk to someone about?
Worf: Geordi, if someone asks you if They're a God, you say YES!
Worf: Shall I incapacitate him Commander?
Riker: No, I can't hear well up here. What's he saying?
Worf: The old man on the porch is mentioning something about a "Shotgun Wedding"
Riker: Phasers on maximum stun, don't hit the girl.
WORF: I wouldn't take it personally, Commander.
Counselor Troi just doesn't like small penises on men who cannot see.
RIKER: Great job, Data.
Always thinking with your artificial stomach.
NARRATOR: Pink Tanqueray and Mint Listerine. Get tanked, sniff your friend's breath, and pass out. Now it's all in one drink ... Listrayquetanmint® ... what?
WORF: Were you gonna finish that?
WORF: Commander Riker's been this way ever since that accident with the Rolls-Royce while time traveling back to the year 2015.
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