TNG Caption This #169- Better late than never

[cooleddie74]

WORF: ...and then there was the time I and my adoptive father went to a polka competition outside of Minsk and we had to stand in line for hours just to get in. AND then another interesting thing occurred...

 

[SRFX]

It was at this moment, before impact, that Will Riker realised the mistake of falling asleep in the torpedo launch tube.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Worf: "So there really was a body dragging across the roof of the shuttle craft. I thought those were just urband legends."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: I knew it.


F***ing EWOKS again.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: That's odd.

Everyone else seemed to LIKE my "blind guy" jokes.

 

[milo bloom]

RIKER: I knew it.


F***ing EWOKS again.

Worf: Why is Data floating around in that lawn chair?

 

[John Picard]

Worf: "...and I said, I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass to listen to you fart over the communication array..."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: I did warn you, Commander.

"DON'T EAT THE YELLOW HOLOGRAPHIC SNOW."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: I knew it.


F***ing EWOKS again.

Worf: Why is Data floating around in that lawn chair?

BEVERLY: I've got a baaaad feeling about this.

 

[doubleohfive]

Worf: You told her about the X-Ray vision, didn't you?

WINNER!

 

[John Picard]

Worf: "Perhaps *THIS* will help Commander Riker's lumbago."

Riker: "Unngghhhh"

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: You struck out with a hologram?!

Wow.

You suck, dude.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: If anyone swipes all the change I just dropped, I'm going to write them up for insubordination...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf: "How long have you been up there, Commander?"
Riker: "Long enough to piss in my own face, that's how long!"
Crusher: "Ewww! TMI! TMI!"

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: From up here the plot looks plausible...

 

[T'Boggan]

Worf: "At last! I knew not every human had seen the first American Pie Video!"

Crusher " Worf... that Tree is eating will!!"

Worf " If you do not tell anyone....."

 

[T'Girl]

~

Common misunderstanding.

Worf is not reaching for his weapon. He's holding his belly because he's laughing so hard he's worried about shitting himself.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "May I have your attention, please? I have a personal message for all participants in this caption contest. In light of the expression on Commander Riker's face, and especially the expression on Doctor Crusher's, I would like to personally thank each and every one of you for the relative scarcity of blatant fart jokes in this thread. I now return you to your caption contest, already in progress."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: Make a mental note, Mister Worf...

From this day forward, NO bear or rabbit traps on crew picnics and outings.

WORF: You're no fun anymore, sir.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: Why does everyone DO that when I mention this "Two Girls, One Cup" video?

Explain it to me, Commander...please!!