TNG Caption This #169- Better late than never

[Canuck69]

Again I apologise for taking so long but I believe I have figured everything out.

These are the winners from last month:

Photoshop

Worf: "Mmmmmm, mint frosting."

Wesley:

GUINAN: And to think...

people kept saying Money Shots weren't possible in a century where we no longer use currency! Looks like my Uncle Terkim was right about yet ANOTHER thing after all...

Worf and Data:

Data: "Worf, old chum. I have a question. You are the Klingon warrior, the security officer, the "badass" of the team if you will. Yet the House Emblem attached to your baldric looks like an angel crossed with a butterfly. Why is that?"

Worf: *long pause* "I...I don't know..."

Congrats guys, they were all hilarious.

Thank you to everyone who posted, it was not easy to choose, they were all great.

And now the next two:

Number One

Number Two:

Have fun

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: So, you turned another one into a Lesbian?

Number Two:

WORF: Be a while since I had to field dress a human.

 

[UssGlenn]

Geordi: Romulan Ale should be illegal.
Worf: It is

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn't belong....
Answer: it's Worf, he has his eyes open.

 

[Mojochi]

Worf: You told her about the X-Ray vision, didn't you?

Riker: Sure, just stand there looking stupid. Don't anybody transport me or anything

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Worf: "You did what to Wesley?"

Beverly: (thinking) "Use the Force Beverly, use the Force"

 

[6079SmithW]

Geordie: Just...just let me rest for a minute, OK? I...ugh...I think I can handle...belch. Oh God! Where's the bathroom?!

Worf: I warned you, Commander, never try to out drink a Klingon! And, seriously, it was just blue milk. Now prune juice, that's a real man's drink!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Beverly: "OHhh..."

Cpatain (off screen): "What?"

Worf: "Commander Riker just emptied his bowels. It was NOT all fully digested."

 

[Mistral]

Worf and Geordi were so drunk neither of them noticed the time-traveling woman from 1940 appear in Ten Forward...

 

[6079SmithW]

Worf: Why are you weeping?

Geordie: Commander Troi's special ping pong ball trick. I just can't drink it away.

Worf: So it is true.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Excellent, the roofies worked. Now back to my quarters for some fun."

Crusher: "Great, Will, Great. Always thinking with your stomach."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf: "I'm really sorry, man. I know you have a major crush on Christie Henshaw, but what could I do? She wouldn't take 'no' for an answer! Look, if it makes you feel any better, she really wasn't all that great in the sack."

 

[Kirby]

Geordi: Sigh... Worf, Worf, Worf... For the last time it's 'Two Girls, One Cup' not 'Two Guys, Two Cups'

Riker: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: By the way, that's Windex. Guinan uses it to clean the bar.

 

[Hedbergian]

Worf: They've got us by the balls, sir.
Riker: WORF, THEY HAVE ME BY THE BALLS!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

The reaction Geordi had to the latest TNG retro review on Trek Today was shared by much of the crew.

Riker: "Beverly... it's working. I've had a vision, about the future. I can see it so clearly. I'm gonna kill Worf. I'm gonna kill Worf. That's what I'm gonna do. I can see it clearly now, I'm going to kill... him... Kill Worf... Kill Worf."

 

[Honorable Ensign]

First pic: Once again, Worf successfully tricked Geordi into drinking the blue stuff and made off with his spare change.

Second pic: Stealing Riker's spare change was much harder. Worf had to enlist Dr. Crusher's help for that.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf: "And he said... 'planet you name, money I name, or bargain no'... well after that, I just had to kill him."
Geordi: "Again with the asswipe story. How about you do me a favour and kill me."

Worf: "What's up Doc?"
Crusher: "Will."
Riker: "Ha ha, a couple of comedians. Now get me the fuck down!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Beverly: "Worf! Where on earth did you find a Riker pinata?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Look, just do what I do. Take her to the holodeck, fight a bunch of monsters, scratch each other a little, then BOOM, sex."

Uxbridge (off camera): "That girdle's not fooling anyone."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: Would it help if I promised to make Alexander keep silent about the whole thing?

RIKER: Great.


There went my last couple of Puerto Rico quarters. Now I'll never find where the hell they went.