GEORDI: Data, next time you offer to arm-wrestle one of your crewmates...you MIGHT wanna tone it down a little.
TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."
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GEORDI: Data, next time you offer to arm-wrestle one of your crewmates...you MIGHT wanna tone it down a little.
Will was feeling good and looking forward to the next day...
Until he remembered he was scheduled to run the NX-01 Holoprogram.
DATA: Do you think she will hold a grudge and be angry, Geordi?
GEORDI: I'd count on it, Data. You DID knock her unconscious and dislodge several teeth with that pelvic thrust.
RIKER: Please.
Someone.
Anyone.
Vaporize me.
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Data: "While you are looking through her purse, Geordi, see if she has any Mentos."
[trumpet] *Waugh* *Waugh* [/trumpet]
DATA: She was watching an upload of the early 21st century motion picture called 'GIGLI.'
Then she shrieked in pain and collapsed...just like you see her now.
RIKER(thinking): Did I leave the trombone on?
RIKER(thinking): Did I leave the trombone on?
Riker: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Klingon glue.
Picard: How about a game like Hollywood Squares but with kids?
Troi: Bad news. Captain's getting balder...
Beverly: ...and Leon's getting laarrrrrrrger!
CULTCROSS, thank you for all the work you've done!!
Has anyone offered to step into his shoes yet?
Has anyone offered to step into his shoes yet?
RIKER: Now's your turn, fans!
Text YOUR choice for the next horribly awkward comic-relief line I get to utter in this episode! We'll reveal the winner in the final scene!
Remember...standard messaging rates apply!
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GEORDI: What happened?!
DATA: I am not sure.
I started performing one of my jokes from the Chalnock's Comedy Cabaret holodeck program...then the Doctor regurgitated on her work desk and collapsed.
Nope. Looks like this will be the last TNG Caption Contest for a while unless someone expresses an interest!!!
Aw crap. I hope someone steps up to the plate. If not, i may be forced to and that wouldn't be pretty. This is too fun a thread to let die.
And i do want to thank you again. You've been awesome!
And i do want to thank you again. You've been awesome!
GEORDI: What happened to her, Data?!
DATA: Too many marshmelons.
Will was once the master of holding in his farts around his shipmates and friends.
But no LONGER.
Picard shows the rest of the crew his porn collection.
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